I posted those ridiculous blue shrimp on my Facebook page a couple of months ago.

SCTV Farm Film Report reference.

I'm pretty sure Zach made an Into the Woods reference.

I like that you are holding a conversation with 5 year old posts.

Not Career Opportunities?

Do you see or feel or do I smash the mirror?-Tommy

I hear you, Zach Handlen. I saw MSTSK watch Eegah. "Look out for snakes." Did you hear Michael Scott say it on The Office?

I'm glad I'm the first person in 7 years to comment on the Who Framed Roger Rabbit? reference. Judge Doom: "And he talked just! like! thiiiiiiiiis!"

I just saw on Nurse Jackie, Jackie wakes up on the couch to her children eating cereal from the box. The 7 year old says "We saw Alice in Wonderland." Jackie says "Oh yeah?" And the 10 year old says "Tim Burton." It made me laugh then and this review makes me laugh again. I think Dark Shadows worked better than I…

Eaten by the Monster of Love! That is a sexy song for me because of that movie. Probably haven't heard it anywhere but that movie, but it plays in my head all the time.

Hi, six years later. A few hours ago my wife and I watched Tony get over getting shot by Junior for the first time. I got her to agree to watch The Wire, because of what you said about the "fuck" scene.

PIP from Knight Rider.

Out of tune sir, you lie.

Black Adder's use of Brian Blessed was as good as Branagh's.

The Secret, 2007, David Duchovny, Lily Taylor, Olivia Thrilby. Duchovny as dad has to deal with the death of his wife and injury of his 16-year-old daughter in a car crash. But through mumbo jumbo, the wife's consciousness enters the body of the daughter, and the daughter's spirit passes on. The wife wants her…

Or you could shoot the president?
You could get the prize with the big blue eyes, skinny little thighs, and those big. . . blue eyes.

Atomic, do me a favor. Go to Fitchburg State University's Fausted, C venue 34 12:55, let them know you went to see them because of my comment on The AV Club, thanks!

Including Corey Feldman.

You're right, "disintegrated" is what I heard. I don't know it when it became "fried" in my memory.

How come no one has mentioned John Goodman from The Big Lebowski?