Dear Jesus,

If it offends you, don't play it.

Many Steam users disgust me with their conduct on Greenlight. It's one of the reasons I pulled I Get This Call Every Day from the service.

I can't think of a single way in which it's like that, but okay...

Yeah, that seems to be a plausible way to determine the better console. 'Cause, you know, nobody cares about how well either of them actually runs.

Because the victor in the console war goes to he who has the prettiest box, eh?

Don't forget the riker lean!