“...so than i filled his oil filter with metal shavings"

GTI wagon, with the option of either manual/dsg, either FWD/AWD ,with a lifted version, and the optional Golf GTE power train to satisfy electric/hybrid shoppers.

What are you talking about? First, the rates are set by the city and standardized across all cabs. The only time I have gotten a random charge is from a cab at Newark in New Jersey. Second, if you look in front of you, you will see the driver’s name on his ID. It’s right there. Third, that little touchscreen can show…

“Hey Honey, I bet I can smuggle 200lbs of uncut cocaine into the USA”

I was going to say they blew their flux capacitor but what you said was my second guess.

At the time the happy hour at the “Coolabah Club” in our High Commission in Islamabad was listed in the Lonely Planet guide to Pakistan as the only place in the country foreign passport holders could legally get a drink (apart from staying in a 5 star hotel and signing a declaration saying they were an alcoholic). We…

Just an FYI, the road shown painted on the car is Mullholland Drive between Laurel Canyon and Coldwater Canyon. Hell, I can even recognize the turns like Karls and the Sweeper. That section was where the old time canyon racers hung out and ran. The likes of CRE and Mulholland Charlie. I (mis)spent a big part of my…

I know a guy that knows what it is. Would you believe it started life as a 1969 Corvette? A one-off custom build.

To be honest IB got me fucked up. But it apparently helps in the long run so shit why not? Also YES GT with the Logitech steering wheel and PS2 and all that good shit. Thanks to my dad for letting me play when I was little.

He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

We’re just not sure what to do with him.

I always thought it would be cool to take a modern car back in time. Far back enough where automobiles were common but where something like a modern Accord V6 would easily be the fastest car on the planet. (assume logistical things like fuel compatibility are no issue)

It was the probably advertising the lead them on....

Or a company in desperate need of a tax writeoff

“OK so it took us 400 million in yen to find, understand, diagnose, and repair this recall.”

Ok that covers the extra jet, the events in the united states, and those Credit Card charges for “Elite Services” in New York City.

Turns out, there’s a clever engineer working at Suzuki that owns a 96 Cappuccino with a blown engine.

You been smoking Raymond Chandler’s ashes?

No script for </scorpion> has ever been thrown out.

1992. Bus from Playa del Carmen to Telum. Old Greyhound, stick shift 4 speed.

I thought we called it Takata Airbag

The oil puddle was pre-existing, right?