Put it in a giant bag of rice when you’re done with the soak and it should be a-okay!

Finally! Think about how many of us need a 700HP lifted truck for our solo commutes and soccer practice shuttle runs.

Any reminder of farm subsidies makes me me wanna scream at the top of my lungs. And then folks say “we don’t have room for immigrants.” I know we need some farm land, but can’t we knock out a few of these farms that receive more in subsides than they put out, build up a city, and let a whole new town flourish?

I think I speak for all when I say

That car is Maroon, Bob. 

They should have just used the universal unit of torques, the Nurple. Then it’d be easy to explain.

Does... does she not know that ASU is shorthand for “DeVry but with binge drinking?”

That’s when the 2nd hamster starts running

His former boss then used the info contained on the W2 to open numerous credit cards in Joe Girard’s name.

It was 1973 Chevy’s.   99% of his customers were ones coming back to replace the Vegas they bought from him last week.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Canadian complain of how the US has it better. You really can find anything at all on the internet.

We have Solar Panels on the house. Wife wanted them. We only have them because of the subsidy from the Feds on the Panels, Subsidy from the state on “Made in MN”, subsidy from Excel Energy because of the renewable requirement and them buying back renewable electricity at above market rates and a killer loan from the…

Holy crap, Tesla is just running a 19th century plutocratic industrialist’s dream wrapped up inside a 21st-century facade. It’s all very clear to me now.

Fail Rated.

“I put an average of 3,000 miles/year on my car”

Not cheaper, but in pretty much flawless condition with less than 16K miles for $37,900. Definitely worth the extra $4K.

The opposite side of having HOAs is having David Tracy as your neighbor.

Those are the people that believe the earth looks like this:

They didn’t tell you in the commercial that the JD Powers award category was the award for Most reliable car/truck made by Chevy. How many times have you heard automotive journalists tell us that awards don’t mean a damn thing when there’s a category for everything and clearly awards can be bought.