White guy here. My dad’s named Jerome too; he used to run restaurants and work in bakeries; every single black dude he worked with called him Romey Rome.

Starbucks is like the soda of coffee.

I drink a TON of coffee and I am a complete coffee nerd. I can confirm that Starbucks is the worst, lowest quality coffee one will ever come across. Especially at their prices. Blech.

I’ve just been avoiding Starbucks because their coffee is the worst-tasting in existence, which is saying something because all coffee is disgusting (Biggby is a close 2nd in terms of disgustingness). I’m 100% sure it’s caused by the ingredients thermally decomposing due to sitting in water that’s clearly been heated…

You can shower and put your clothes back on. You can not shower and just wear your gym clothes out. You can’t not shower and the put your clothes back on, nasty

Goddam, that was perfect.

Despite your obvious petty nicca dig at candy corn (outrage expressed below) I must concur with this. Much like yourself, I ain’t scared. Rather, I’d like to not go to jail and based on the last time I had a run in with one of them (2001, Times Square, accused him of wearing a dress, shit went downhill) I knew I would…

smelling like Cool Water and weed

11. That Church Person at Work That Wants To Talk to You About The Lord At Lunchtime All The Time

Let’s discuss who’s going to play her in a movie.

Rita are you fucking serious!! How dare you! You have no right to tell someone that as a boy felt bad about his looks because hating dark skin is as American as apple pie to grow up. He did what millions of black and brown people across the planet are doing right now in 2017!!! Why don’t you grow the fuck up and stop…

Sharp but fair criticism from your grand aunt.

I did. Read the 1st line of the story again.

Yeah, every 10 year old kid should just grow the fuck up.

“I sat on the toilet until my father pounded on the door shouting, needing to take a father shit.”

You can’t see the interviewer’s face while she’s talking, but he recovers really well. Turn to camera, change the damn subject.

(Quietly awaits the ‘Sharpe/Hill Woke AF’ podcast and Youtube Channel)

Perfect. She’s a treasure and I hope she leaves that slavehouse when her contract is up.

I enjoy stuff like this not necessarily for the driving advice, but for the insights into what’s going on with my car. Here, the punchline is that something needs to keep the engine spinning. If it’s not going to be the wheels, the engine’s going to need to burn some fuel to do it by itself.

Your comment seems to assume that the people watching the video are too stupid to figure out that it’s basically theoretical and not a “here’s what you should do every time you’re on a hill” lesson. There is information there that can help people to better understand how their cars work, and they can then apply that…