That women LOVE a well-executed handbrake turn.

Too busy/excited about all of the big runs Spencer Ware had to focus on that stuff!

How could you write a recap of this game and not mention Hunter Henry schooling Derrick Johnson to almost single-handedly clinch the game in OT for San Diego?

It would be sweet if they produced that 3 cyl engine that produced 250hp, you know, for retrofits and such.  They could recoup some of the development costs.

Who is out here measuring the g-forces of pillow fights?

Don't forget Art Briles. He's in that cell too. 

I’m not a fan of Jeeps, can’t stand Chrysler products, and I don’t need a pick up. But I really like this thing. I’m not entirely sure why, and that makes it extra weird.

Oh please, the entire state of Texas is a laughingstock to the rest of the country. That includes the donghorns, the red rashes, aggie and the program that forgives rapists (baylol). What’s funny is that the entire state thinks everyone wants to live there hahaha!

55 because it’s 5 sets of 11; they use the metric system up there. Plus, any more and you’d start to look like an alcoholic.

Tough break.

That is a weird way of spelling Micro Machines.

Can’t they do an OTA for the older models?

Just don’t go to Troy for your Odyssey. It’ll take you ten years to get homer.

Yes, about 78 %.

Fewer testicles for better aerodynamics. 

No one is going to watch the game and baseball will immediately die following the conclusion as there is simply no way ANYONE watches approximately 50 mound visits in this game.  The game will take ~7 hours.  No wonder the sport is dying.

Sounds like these teams are gonna go through more pitchers than Brett Kavanaugh at Happy Hour, folks!!1!1

Fuel shark, bro

Learned this when i bought the fost. It can get 30mpg but not when I’m driving it.

That's the turbo, right? That's cool looking, I think I'll get a tattoo of that.