This hit always instantly makes my day better. 

They finally draft some offensive lineman worth a damn only to have their all-world talent QB retire. Are the Colts going to become the Browns?

Looked to me like he got knocked the fuck out first though. So I believe it as an 8 fight streak he had broken.

I was always under the impression the 6.2 was a complete POS motor. 

Kickers and punters are discouraged from trying to make tackles anyways, just like quarterbacks. Just not worth the injury risk.

Have you seen what these women are paid? She would be making more money as an average NFL kicker just in salary alone, let alone all the endorsement deals a female NFL player would get.

You can’t hit kickers now anyways, why the hell would it matter if she is a girl or not. Oh, because she has a vagina and even big scary NFL players are scared of that LOL!!

A head coach would cut a second string playoff specialist in an instant for the 15 yard penalty that hit would surely get let alone all the bad publicity from it.

5 bucks says she can tackle better than you ever could. Just sayin’

Wow, I can’t believe you actually had to explain this. And that you actually did explain this. 

A half liter is about 16 ounces. Shouldn’t have to chug that to drink it before it is cold, assuming that said mug is not actively cooling the coffee within.

I was unable to cash a check made out to the Mrs. and I but I was able to deposit it without her endorsement. This was within the last year. It was like a $15 dollar check, I just wanted some cash for lunch damn bank teller!

Cash.

Surprise!!!

But can I get one in vanta black?

Jesus this thing needs to be painted Vanta black too. 

F

I have that shirt! I'm cool too!!

Damn the LeBatard useless sound montage just got a lot worse. 

Also as a Colts fan I'm going to have to float some bonds for the next fear years.