They should make a movie about the Browns draft!!

From what I was told by an orthopedic shoe salesman (so take plenty of salt w/ this), Kenyas and Ethiopians train, not on concrete and asphault, but on rough terrain that allows the footfall to push into the ground, rather than smack against it like a hammer on an anvil.

There's a difference between "a gold" and "THE gold". Her indoor championships are the equivalent of teams hanging division title banners in the rafters.

Irreverent and smart and fumbling and gorgeous, Jones is the athlete's Jennifer Lawrence.

Bandits use resources. Gatorade, gels, vaseline, security, the road, police traffic control, sometimes they take a finisher medal. Those pictured are not carrying their own water so they are using cups, water, volunteers time, tables, coolers, rakes from the aid stations. They are reaping the benefits of what…

The bandit on the far right was photographed with a unicorn medal around his neck. He didn't earn the right to race for it, and thus taking the medal at the end of the race was not just cheating, it was stealing. If he just ran, didn't take race supplies, stayed out of the way of paying runners and didn't take a…

Dude. I really don't have a problem with what these kids did. But there are plenty of regular people with jobs who are able to run a BQ. If you can't run a BQ....RUN ONE OF THE OTHER THOUSAND FUCKING MARATHONS THAT ARE AVAILABLE TO RUN WITHOUT A QUALIFYING TIME.

I've run it twice as a registered runner. They don't have a bandit corral. The one in the back is for non-BQ but registered charity runners.

Skechers has done very well with Meb. He won the US Olympic Trials, placed 4th in the Olympics, won the US Half Marathon championships, and just won Boston. Skechers stock price went up on Monday as expected, but it didn't even wait until after the win; it actually started going up as Meb crested Heartbreak Hill. So…

She had an 87% chance of getting cancer, you jackass. She didn't do it for ATTENTION. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Ellen is bombing so badly tonight. Also, is this the most awkward, word stumbly Oscars ever? I don't think one person has delivered their little spiel without fucking up.

Kim Jong Un killed a lot of people.

The Kim Jung Un one killed me

Am I the only one who thought Gravity was overrated? Visually stunning throughout, yes, but the characters were mostly flat/very archetypal (gunslinging Texan who is actually a decent guy/ woman with little to live for until someone shows her a way to think things are vaguely ok) and there were many periods of almost…

How that reached the top three ...in terms of deliciousness?

Cereals, Ranked APPROPRIATELY

This is ridiculously not funny.

My point is, simply doing ONE marathon doesn't make you a running expert, as JaneyRotten seems to think it does.