You can tell this guy went to Michigan, because he's making the M with his legs, and there's a self-righteous dick right in the middle of everything.

You don't want them to show you that guy who got rear-ended in the exit ramp, either.

To be fair, the @Deadspin account has been known to do the same thing on occasion.

Traffic and weather on the 9" s

"We are investigating what happened."

Unfortunate to see that their efforts to provide a useful traffic update for the people of Austin were in vein.

"We are investigating what happened".

And here I thought I had a long, hard commute.

It's not War Machine's fault these poems suck—he spotted his phone in the hands of another man.