Also, the 3.5mm audio jack as an excellent option to save battery life? Come on......

It’s not straight mustard, dammit, it’s mustard-based sauce (often called Carolina gold) and it’s delicious. I say this as someone who never lived in the Carolinas.

It’s not, but the country must have an “enemy”. It used to be the evil Soviet Union. That was easy. ‘Red’ equaled bad and ‘Red, White and Blue’ equaled good. We all bought into it. Then the Soviet Union fell and we didn’t have a unifying enemy so we all ended up arguing with each other. Even “terrorism” isn’t really a…

The only real valid point, IMO, is that TT hoovers up user data.

Well there goes his next term. As much as I don’t care for Tik Tok, it’s minor to all the other atrocities that are way more important than this, and young voters will hone in on that. Get ready for Trump again guys!

Korea and the US have a tariff-free trade agreement, so the chicken tax argument is DOA, 

Woke basically went in three stages:

Not especially true.

100% agreed. I am a political lefty actively pursuing adding an EV to the garage, and will not buy or lease a tesla. Although they are the most price competitive, the biggest reason we won’t get one is Elon’s downfall into being a rightwing edgelord chad.

HSR is meant to reduce flying domestically, not driving.

Trains are cool, so this is good.

I think the dead ant-man and post-apocalyptic mad max cars and such are indicative of this being the “Old Man Logan” timeline where the villains won. (As is Deadpool’s “is that what you did when your world went to s*it?”, which it did in that timeline.) AFAIK Cassandra Nova never showed up in any of those comics…

Not at all, and shows a misunderstanding of prion diseases.

“Don’t Be Evil,” unless you can make billions off it, apparently. 

I don’t like the idea that they actually triggered it on an otherwise healthy-ish society.

Oh god, he thinks he’s being really smart and funny with this “actually Mr Lawyer, you’re the one suing” shit. Either that or he actually didn’t remember what this lawsuit is about and he was trying to cover up...

Criticizing people distracted by the eclipse wasn’t really the point.  That whole bit was primarily a light sketch meant to transition from the topic of the eclipse over to the real meat of what Stewart wanted to discuss: criticizing the US response to Israel.

Ah, we’re at the “well, whattaya gonna do?” stage of trying to justify the genocide. 

“If nothing else, the parallel of these two wars is that Israel is the Russia, not the Ukraine.”

Sure buddy, if only Hamas released a few more hostages, Israel will dial back the genocide it has spent decades building up to.