Stories about Panera’s killer lemonade always make me think of Chris Gethard in Class Action Park: “Nobody should ever be the second person to die in a wave pool. After the first death, you close the f—ing wave pool!”

The reason why this is happening has nothing to do with DEI or the like.

I’m sure you were just as quick to pan the entirety of non-union labor when Tesla parts were falling off their cars.

Unions usually call for more employees and more hours for workers to do quality control. Not sure how advocating for employee rights is a bad thing for safety when Boeings main goal is to make planes as fast as possible.

Shareholder profits at its finest.

The last great episode of Law and Order was 11 years ago and it was on Community.

Ah.

What’s up with the quotes?

I don’t know the lady but I wouldn’t really expect Dolly Parton to care. I expect the real issue, if there is one, is the “Y’all bought tickets for this shit?” stuff.

This is really, really funny.

Get the McD’s with a round egg and its a game changing experience. Of the place son this list, its my favorite.

Ys, it was. She gets told that over the phone. Jfc, what’s with the multiple people in the comments criticizing the article because they are apparently incapable of following the show, even though it’s streaming and you can pause and/or rewind whenever necessary?

That’s from the phone call as she’s walking into the high school and juggling the conversation with the nurse with the police radio.

Was that actually a corpse? I thought it was a dummy made with stuffed clothes. I don’t think the officers would have rushed over to the rink and left a body/crime scene unattended.

I’ll be more excited if the hatchback actually has increased useable cargo space and rear seat headroom instead of just being a fastback with a liftgate.

Very excited to get behind the wheel of the civic hybrid hatchback! Took them way too long to bring this to the states!

Two sad facts:

Growing up, my family used to dress up in our Sunday best and drive across town for dinners at Red Lobster.

We lived just outside Charleston, SC, where fresh, local seafood is not exactly in short supply, and yet Red Lobster and Captain D’s were the seafood places we went to more than everywhere else…

It was meant to be the closest thing to a big-block/fat-fenders Cobra they could build under early 90s smog and safety rules. The goal was a heady cocktail of adrenaline and testosterone; refinement even by contemporary standards, let alone today’s, was not really part of the formula.

I’d personally prefer the roadster, but for $26k, if everything works, I can live with it. NP