I feel like someone along the lines of Bobcat Goldthwait or Harmony Korine would be up to the task of delivering a real hard to watch satire of the opioid crisis and pharma profiteering. If you have to pick from Harry Potter directors then you gotta go with Alfonso Cuaron.

Generally I don’t explicitly claim superiority but the fact that I don’t live inside of a city-wide demolition derby may actually put me a notch above your cursed existence of constantly dodging out of control vehicles

Yeah and no one has ever lied or exaggerated on the internet in order to preserve their fragile self-image as the protagonist of the universe. 

All you have to do is get out of the way quickly and safely and not play traffic cop 

I don’t stare at my phone when I drive, and I have no idea what Mad Max universe you could possibly live in that your maneuver could have saved you from over 20 crashes. I’ve felt I had to dodge maybe 2 potential rear-endings over the past few decades of driving. I have a feeling that you see any car behind you at a…

Yeah people with anxiety disorders are really good at rationalizing their irrational impulses

You have an anxiety disorder

The law also deals in flow of traffic and yielding to faster vehicles so get off your high horse

The left exit is a lawless no-man’s-land and punishment for man’s hubris

Go to therapy you freak

Yeah this little dweeb ass murder fantasy is more pathetic than anyone stealing catalytic converters

Killing people over a few hundred bucks is stupid and barbaric actually

They’re reporting on the rankings of chicken restaurants, cool your jets weirdo

The classic is fine, but Chick-fil-a’s spicy chicken lives up to the hype. And the waffle fries are top tier. Everything else is eh.

I’d like to point out that when you post your personal bugaboo publicly, you open it up to response and analysis as well, could be something to consider in the future. I’ve definitely deleted a few ranting paragraphs just because I don’t actually care what other people think about it. Hell I just did it in this…

Did you get your degree from Reddit University? A doctorate in obnoxious screeds perhaps? No one has ever said that there has to be a metaphor or it’s not worth watching, but also where the hell are you going to find an analysis of any movie where there’s not a look at the symbolism? I think you’re thinking of a…

Horror is literally all metaphor, it follows the trends of what people are most worried about in that time period. You don’t have to think about it if you don’t want to, but getting annoyed at people acknowledging the metaphor is stupid.

The exterior materials and specific design constraints for this hunk of shit are not standard development, they’re Musk shooting himself in the foot repeatedly.

Does this paranoia present itself in other parts of your life or do you just reserve it for inconsequential shit like internet comments

Oh yeah they’re so anti-car, they should’ve written an article about how fun it is to drive like a maniac through pedestrian heavy areas if they actually love cars