I mean the only departure from the generational fuckboy era was the last generation of Bond, every other one was a smarmy ladies man. 

The last Bond couldn’t drive stick and that was enough for a lot of people to discount him before the movie came out but it didn’t end up mattering since they’re just actors playing a part and not actual superspies 

Old was good and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise. 

Lmao it makes perfect sense if you’re not suffering from internet-induced brainrot, Gerwig is incredible and the main characters are likely the most fun possible casting. It’s like if the Lego Movie were more geared towards adults but still had the same talent behind it.

It’s not even justifying mocking someone’s appearances, but I can’t say I’m surprised that you lack sufficient reading comprehension to glean that from my comment. Also, another thing you should understand is that opinions aren’t sacrosanct and are often very indicative of someone’s intelligence. 

My issue stems from the fact that none of us are paying for this publication, this is free content about inconsequential entertainment. If readers genuinely want the publication to improve, then they should be more direct with their complaints and aware of the reasons behind the faltering quality of individual pieces,…

Great job googling alopecia bud

Math is a much simpler form of logic that follows rigid values and equivalences, ethics are extremely complex and would require dunces like you acknowledging the nuanced histories and general social perceptions of different experiences and inequities of different genders, races, cultures, etc. in order to come close…

Treating social issues like a math problem is always extremely naïve. Male pattern baldness is extremely common, women developing alopecia is nowhere near as common. They aren’t equivalent. 

It’s not just that you’re out of touch, it’s that this would be a completely out of touch question for the past 40 years. I’m guessing you’re trying to do the trad dweeb cosplay crap, but if that’s your game then you should drop out of following pop culture and go chop some wood, but also get some better material ya…

Rob Delaney would be SO GOOD.

Are they gonna make a hybrid small truck to compete with the Maverick or am I really gonna have to buy a Ford

They may have shot on location but there’s still gonna be tons of green screen and sfx replacement stuff for Jones

He’s not wrong though. But I don’t get this, are commenters just mad that the authors are beating them to the snark punch? This line of complaints that have been popping up recently seem forced, I mean it’s the AV Club, was there some heyday I don’t remember where they were dry and sincere in the majority of their…

I just don’t know what to picture for the titular dial. Every other title is pretty easy to imagine, the Ark of the Covenant, a spooky temple, something to do with the Crusades, a crystal skull. The heck is a dial though? Is he breaking into a safe? Gotta find the first rotary phone? I feel like there have been some…

I mean just hire a photographer and it’s an artsy photoshoot just like the ad.

I definitely thought it was “concrete uriner” and whom amongst us has not

If it were a little more straightforward I’d say that’s the main problem, but with the meter and loose rhyming it feels more intentional, like someone felt that they could handle poetic language in English and put this together.

I don’t doubt your bona fides but I would be interested to see some actual data on the subject, you went off on a few tangents there and it still seems like some fuzzy stats and interpretation

Fair point, it could go either way