<3 :)

150,000 miles on my S54. No major issues, just kept on top of maintenance.

“Track Handling Package” huh? Sure...

Who?

Why can’t I just make myself feel bad?

You must mean “hoagie”.

Come ride SEPTA. You might feel differently about the terrible Japanese public transport system.

I'll stick to secular race series.

I wasn’t me who made the comparison nor would I.

Yup, but going back to the major gripe with the Tesla, the interior still feels like it’s from a 25k car not a 100+k car. No supercar I’ve had the pleasure of sitting in has felt so cheap. Going from 0-60 in 3 seconds doesn’t really make up for that.

They are quick. However, there are quite a few of them around me and care to guess how often I’ve seen one actually do this headline grabbing stat in real life?

With an interior that feels like one from a 25,000 dollar car, it's hard to tell sometimes.

My eyes now have diabetes.

500 dollar option. And yes, it seems lots of people pay it. Seems like damn near every new Merc I see here in suburban Philly has it. It’s a blight.

Define “high quality”? I have uncompressed Blu-Rays that Plex plays just fine on every device I ask it to play on.

Yup. With a far more mature and open app ecosystem than Apple will ever allow.

Step 1: Buy a Roku instead.

Yeah, don’t believe the hype.