Majority of the time someone says “I’m apolitical” they actually mean they’re conservative but don’t want to have it take from their appealability.

I heard Mumford & Sons referred to as “Imagine Wagons” the other day and I felt that needed to be shared wider. (it was probably on this site).

Conservatives are always a decade behind, and they’re in their skinny jeans and Mumford & Sons era now

• Conservatives suck at art. They’re bad at it. So there are a lot fewer conservative artists creating art of any quality. So when one does come along and create something passable, every single conservative purchases it, creating a unified wave of dollars behind that one mediocre thing. Liberal dollars, meanwhile, are…

Well their idol, President Rancid Yam Elevator Shoe Wearin’ Mutha’ Fucker tells them that he and the rest of the white race are now the victims of racism so it must be true....

You must be made of 100% taffy.

Holiday World is an excellent theme park. A bit on the small side, it has several large coasters, a water park, and things to do for all ages. The staff is friendly and the drinks and sunscreen are free (self-service).  

It’s in Indiana, so there should be plenty of racist uncles who won’t shut up about something they saw on FOX News.

No American is good at sharing the road.

i was gonna post “this is the worst take,” but then i read further down and boy, oh boy, there are some bad takes.

or perhaps they are always having their lives endangered by assholes like you 

So, basically 19 Children and Counting, including the slap on the wrist the oldest son got for assaulting his sisters.

It was “above any differences” so long as the “different” people hid their differences enough for bigots to ignore them.

Jason Aldean is a dumb redneck piece of shit and he made a dumb redneck piece of shit song.  I dunno man, I gotta pick my battles and he doesn’t rate one.

Waiting for it to come out that he told someone their ass tastes like lime, so I can confirm he is Elliott Page’s Asshole at the Party.

they also dont let employees sit down to eat on their breaks, you cant sit down period. you get a few minutes to go find a quiet corner in the store and take a mental break then you have to get back to your station. having a cell phone out is automatic termination. they grind their employees into dust.  there is one…

Regarding political stickers and “trump trucks:”

i hope he dies a horrible death

Because when you’re young with low income it’s one of the few places you can go and hang out that isn’t fast food.

Shorter Kommandante: “Screw him. He deserved it.”