Good luck arguing with that moron.

UK news this week has been covering a British man shot dead in the US. From our point of view it looks like murder, but US police have reassured everybody that it was just a normal random shooting - some people were wandering around at night and were just firing randomly into the buildings, so it’s not a big deal, the…

Had he been wearing a properly-fitted bra, those moobs would have stayed under control. Once those oscillations began, it was game over.

Complaining about electric windows is one of the most Jalopnik thing I’ve ever seen and I’ve been here for well over a decade.

Get the bike the way God intended. By picking it up on the side of the road after the ambulance leaves. You’ll need to buy a new wheel, but apart from that it will be fine.

Buy a name brand used bike on Craigslist. Then replace the brake pads and cables. Pay the local bike shop to do it if you’re not entirely comfortable doing that.

I was actually gonna buy a walmart bike this weekend to ride around with the kids. So what are my other options if I don’t want to spend a butt load of money?

“More riders obviously means more bike repairs, but the problem is budget bikes are breaking too often too soon and aren’t actually repairable.”

Annnnd......here comes the technician!

Let’s start with the van itself. These things are actually tougher than a coffin nail. The engine, while turbocharged, does have the benefit on multiport EFI, which is something NOT offered on the other four cylinder vans. The 2.2 and 2.5 were pretty ok, then along came the…

Yep! Such an oddball little engine. Too bad we didn’t get any VR5s in the U.S.. I do know a couple guys who have imported the engines to swap into other VWs state-side, though. Really, really neat.

Exactly! Who want’s to eat at Woolworth’s lunch counter anyway?

Hello unhinged person on the internet. Hope things are well.

Sidewall is your friend. Because rubber and air are softer than steel and aluminum. 

Why do people go to Chick-fil-A? I found it to be mediocre at best. Wendy’s fries and spicy chicken sandwich runs circles around Chick-fil-A all day.  

Say you have three turds.

Mad Max was amateur hour, MM2 was the one that broke through.

This. While different girls I had dated appreciated that I liked cars, most didn’t really care what I actually drove. But looking like a slob is typically a turn off for most people.

If I were a half-billionaire, I’m pretty sure my answer to everything would be, “Oh, alright. Seems nice. ::jets away on jetpack::”

A terrifying proportion did it *twice*.

Approximately 40% of the country that voted for Trump are idiots.