These parts also come with a 5 pound weight for your right foot.  MPG gains suffer. 

100MPG guaranteed!  Top automakers don’t want you to see this!   Space age technology has prompted the big 3 automakers to lobby congress to stop devices like this!

You ever pass someone who’s driving like a complete moron just to see what they look like? To see if their physical appearance somehow matches their idiotic driving decisions? What do we expect to see exactly? A clown or someone making a really dumb face to which you can confirm to yourself “See...look at that…

He’s lucky Mike was being nice.  Mike could have turned his face into gazpacho if he chose. 

2007 GTI- Needs one or both knock sensors. Erratic to no boost randomly on the interstate and two soft knock sensor codes, no CEL. Also needs a coolant pipe right above the transmission replaced. I have a small leak. The coolant pipe isn’t a big job but I’ve been lazy. The knock sensors require the removal of the…

People love to crap on the K based Chryslers as pieces of crap. The truth is that for the time they showed how well you can do an affordable, reliable, standardized transverse 4 cylinder platform in America to cover several makes and models including vans and sporty cars to compete with Japan. The 2.2L and 2.5L…

Probably the outwardly dumbest mod was the black garden edging front lip on my old Neon and the giant Koni decal. Screwed on with self tappers. It looked good though.

I got a set of halogen, blue tinted fogs from Big Lots and used self tappers into the plastic bumper where the little grill went on my ‘95 Neon. They were bright enough I thought I could just roll with those on and not the main headlights.  Of course they had the worlds shittiest and sketchiest wiring to a $2 Autozone…

It may be shitty but I fucking love it.  I had a Neon back in the day with some of the same “mods”.  The early 2000's were rad. 

I definitely ditched the engine cover/intake on my MK5 Rabbit right away and make my own intake pipe that located the filter in the fender.  Eventually went to an IE intake manifold and tune which REALLY woke the car up. 

Whatever old, ignorant white guys with a persecution complex and too much time are mad about at the moment is what they’re protesting. 

Well, see now....from the vantage point of these people who use that term as a bludgeon for people they don’t like.....the know that for themselves, signaling virtuous behavior is phony bullshit to appear as something better than what they really are. They can’t imagine anyone actually being genuinely virtuous...theref…

Arby’s sauce is missing and also Taco Bell Breakfast Salsa.  That stuff is the bomb. 

My MK6 is worse than my MK5 as far as shifter feel, but hardly the worst I’ve driven....that would be the 2003 SVT Focus I had.

“They knew how to take the reservation, but not hold the reservation.”

“It’s okay. As of yesterday I now own five Smarts...”

So you’re saying that a gaggle of Trumpers with a plan to kidnap a Governor over COVOD-19 restrictions probably aren’t real bright?   Shocking. 

In no universe does a Daewoo Lanos beat out an Omni GLHS in any way except being newer.  

I saw the MK5 and the Omni GLH and I knew whoever submitted those were fucking high. MK5 is a great car. Handles very well stock...decent power and a real dual clutch transmission for that time and price-point was awesome.   I have an MK5 and an MK6.  The 5 definitely has personality and holds it own as far as fit and…

The old Dustbuster vans