Even 10 year old me knew that was pushing the limit of reality with that car. 

How they never has a K20 variant of this is beyond me. This thing would have been the absolute perfect CRX Si update with even the 160 hp EP3 version. 

Having owned both a 2007 MK5 GTI and an 8th Gen Civic Si Sedan, the GTI feels like a big upgrade. The Civic felt cheap and buzzy compared to it. While the K series can ultimately make tons more power and is a more capable engine overall, the GTI’s engine’s staged tunes and bolt-ons offer more performance per dollar…

Why are you continually going out of your way to be a dick?

May I present the MK5 GTI. Released in 2004 as a 2005 model. A budget hot hatch with a great performing, modern dual clutch transmission, factory xenon auto-leveling headlights with sprayers and a 2 liter direct injected turbocharged engine. Doesn’t really sound that impressive now, but back in 2004 it’s pretty tooted…

I would drive the hell out of that. 

If a modern version of this came out now with the same proportions it would be a huge hit.  

Probably not fit for the list, but Tucker and Dale vs Evil is one of the greats.

My mom. Every fast food trip is an exercise in crazy food additions and modification and get mad when it’s wrong. I tell her every time they’re going to mess up her order. She will also go somewhere and order an item nobody ever orders and complain her meal is crappy.

Waiters who appear just as you’ve taken a bite to ask how you’re doing. They can see I’m chewing my food. They can wait until I’m finished or walk away, but I refuse to choke it down quickly or talk with my mouth full.

The “let’s remake a popular, classic TV show....but with black people because we’re out of ideas!” trend is insulting, pandering and patronizing. Just stop.

Hmmmm, surprise! People always bitch and moan if the car isn’t just isn’t exactly what they think it should be. I knew people would bitch and moan about this car.    The takeaway is that people bitch and moan....

Too new. The car was a crusty dilapidated piece of crap when the kid first bought it. A dilapidated Challenger Demon rotting away in a yard would be harder to believe than a possessed car.

That’s one of my all time favorite movies and favorite Tim Curry roles.  

That would be an excellent VinWiki episode. 

1. Of course, school pizza. My mom used to be the supervisor of the kitchen in a behavioral health center and they used to have the same pizza as the schools’. Sometimes my mom would order a case for us and we’d have a freezer full of rectangle pepperoni/sausage pizzas for a month. FYI it’s Tony’s sold by Schwann’s…

I feel like this car would be worth $7500 or maybe $8500 TOPS is the swap was done well and there are zero issues. I’m a VW guy and this car would be a blast to own and drive for sure....just $15K is a liiiittle too spicy. For that price I was expecting a wire tucked and super clean VR6 swap....but not for a 1.8T with…

Wendy’s here in the States treat the chili sauce like it’s coming out of the managers own personal stash. I usually have to specify how many packets or if I ask for “some chili sauce” I get one or maaaaybe two packets if I’m lucky.

Lucky you. We get Kroger curbside. Just about every time we’re missing several things...which I would kinda expect due to Covid shortages, but then it was still happening, months after things started opening back up. We ordered stuff like Hersheys chocolate bars for a recipe and we didn’t get it. They said they were…

I visited a Long John Silvers once and the employees were all amazing. Restaurant was super clean, everyone was happy and smiling. My food was hot and fresh. I called the main feedback line and the defeated sounding person on the other end just lit up when she realized I wasn’t complaining but complimenting the store…