Thank Bob Rock for sending them in that direction.   How can anyone listen to Fade to Black or Orion and think anything after The Black Album could come anywhere close to the artistry and brilliance of even those two songs.     I had higher hopes when they hired Rick Rubin but the end result was better, but still…

You know what’s really killing the planet? Assholes. We could do with a lot less of just random ass people clogging up the roads, clogging up lines and queues, being indecisive in restaurant lines, being aggressive, entitled and mean...treating other people like garbage while not contributing anything meaningful to…

The road rage is getting crazy in Indianapolis too. Every other day there are reports of shots fired from cars at other cars. A guy I know got shots fired at his new WRX because he outran a Charger and the Charger owner couldn’t handle being bested. 

I come across those Harley riders all the time. Super loud exhausts and constant blipping the throttle. A. It’s not impressive B. Your bike isn’t fast C. Nobody cares. Then they usually have their stereo up so loud you can hear them coming from across town. Having loud exhaust and the constant screaming radio in your…

2015 Kia Forte. My girlfriend’s car. The one she had when I met her. Not terrible power, handled OK. That thing was a tank. It had the worst tires Walmart sold on it. We hydroplaned in Cincinnati and het the barrier. Slammed the trunk closed and drove (very slowly on backroads) home. Dented the side of the car some…

He’s not here to discuss anything.   Just spam the same shit over and over to push a narrative. 

Same. Just a couple weeks ago had $6500 in cash to buy a car in a bag in my car and was scared to death someone would try to snatch it.

I loved the Regal GS Turbo with the fancy Brembos and Haldex in the AWD versions....you could get 90% to the rear wheels on those. You could get the fwd in manual. Very cool.

Every time I see one on the road I do a double take.  They are awesome looking cars. I love the modern wagon profile.  Damn shame they didn’t sell like hotcakes. 

A friend of mine had one as a family hauler with the ecobeast...That big bastard ran like low 13s with a tune.

Clearly some people have never had the shit smacked out of them for acting out, so they think they can just do whatever at the behest of other people and get away with it. I’m a reasonable person and I try not to condone violence....but culture has become weaker overall having people being arrested for “assault” over…

I will always champion the little Neons.   I’ve had a few and I say “I’m done with Neons” and somehow end up with another one.  They’re so damn cheap and so easily modifiable and satisfying to drive. 

Wriggle like a fish, boy

That’s a huge part of my issue with the whole “restomod” scene. It’s the same shit we’ve seen a gazillion times on the same cars. The same with any car show I’ve been to. The same people driving the same restored Chevelles, Impalas, Novas, Mustangs, blah blah blah. Some have tubs and pro-street wheel and tire combos…

My 1996 Neon SOHC 5 speed. I got the car for $1200 with shitty coilovers already installed and a set of 15" Fiero GT wheels...actually my old set of Fiero wheels that had made the rounds in the Neon circles for quite a few years since I’d sold them to buy a set of Rota Slipstreams....which as it turns out, I bought…

I’ve been lusting after a FiST for a while.   That will be my next car. 

You have no concept of slow until you’ve driven a 1984 Dodge Caravan with a CARBURATED 2.2L 4 cylinder and an AUTOMATIC. I’m willing to bet my fat ass could’ve got out and ran up an on-ramp faster than that thing.

I can only imagine the worlds worst Christine scenario, with the ghost of LeBay constantly repairing the sad Buick but not fixing the coolant leak from the intake manifold gasket.  You can’t just get in and go, you have to fuss with it a half hour every morning, but you can’t destroy it either. 

Box of tissues in the rear deck. 

I can hear that interior.