They always have the tent-pole super serious trailer first....then later they’ll have a trailer that shows the humor. 

“My older cousin Stephanie would show up with her long nameplate and her doorknockers and talk shit with the guys, crack jokes with the girls and make sure all of the elders were smiling. I loved the way she moved the crowd. She was the dopest MC to never pick up a mic.”

I had an ‘87 with a 3.3L bottom end from a Nissan Quest and big Holset turbo on a top mount turbo header. It made 450 whp through a stock trans with a shimmed Q45 diff. It was a really fun car until I shredded the second and 3rd gear synchros and the heat wrap on the headers make them crack.  One of the cars I regret…

I had a 2006 A8L for a short time. 200K miles. Car was wonderful and was luxurious and had decent power, beautiful interior and cool features that were ahead of their time. When it came time to sell it, I damn near couldn’t give it away. Nobody wanted a 13 year old car with so many miles that was stuffed with outdated…

This was 100% my exact thought process too. 

ND. A giant heavy ass V8 in a FWD configuration that makes only 220 hp. No thanks.   This thing has boomer “It’s unique and thus worth a ton of money!” energy...but what you get is actually really boring even with extra sauce. 

I think the current gen Chargers are tits....they look badass and I couldn’t stand the other LX/LD based Chargers at all...but we couldn’t have the most recent evolution without them, so...

Wouldn’t a Stratus be cool if it was an entirely different car altogether?

I always look at what could have been through the eyes of “What would this version of the Charger look like as a 10 year old V6 base model with a hubcap missing, hole in muffler, driving recklessly through a gas station parking lot with the trunk rattling from too much bass?”

I get the sentiment, but for the context of the time it was a pretty competitive sports coupe in the Shelby and GLHS versions.

I call 100% BS on the account of the 2.5 Chrysler. Did he order one off Wish? I’ve been around a thousand of those engines and it’s variants. I could rebuild one in a drunken stupor and it would last until the sun burns out. They didn’t make a ton of power but the torque of even an N/A 2.5 isn’t terrible. I drove a…

You could feed one rocks and Coca-Cola and it wouldn’t die. It ran on 100% premium spite.

She’s as “anti-Trump” as a college boy is vegan because his new girlfriend is vegan.

My current garage?   MK5 GTI and 2002 Bugeye WRX

They can’t see past the flop sweat and entitled rage on their own faces to know or care that this is about the health and safety of other people.

Didn’t that happen to Michael Rapaport?

Foo to be pitied

Jesus fucking christ.  True scum sucking cops. 

2001 Neon refused to die. Bought it in 2005. When I got rid of it, it had a pinhole radiator leak, terminal rust, bad rear brake wheel cylinder that somehow fixed itself randomly. I was going to get it back road worthy and make it my winter beater. The car had been sitting so long that the Spectre air filter I had on…

Some of the best coffee I’ve ever had was conference room coffee. Probably called “Cadillac” or “Statler Brothers” and from a foil bag.  Situated at the back of the room on a long table with a heavy canvas red tablecloth with random scones, bagels and fruit on highly polished silver serving platters. Next to the…