Oddly, my attempt at making birds out of Vienna sausages for a school project also met with a similar level of failure and frustration.

I wholeheartedly reject this idea. The GOP has done nothing to warrant being treated by anything less than children. They’ve fucked this country up since 2001 and have brought it damn near to a standstill since 2009. They get nothing. They don’t get points for losing their campaigns and standing by this clown for so…

Bill fans have sucked-ass for a long time!

It took me two readings to realize this wasn’t a Spongebob reference.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Rather than focus on real journalists, I think it’s time to put the feet of cable newscasters and producers to the fire. They created the Trump-as-mythical-viable-candidate-character from whole cloth. They still, today, air hour after hour of interviews and panel discussions featuring dishonest, vapid, disingenuous…

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

The Ravens announced that as soon as the fan’s condition is upgraded to stable, they will hold a press conference for him to apologize for his role in the incident.

My wife mocked the quad box last weekend. “It’s just four boxes it’s not that cool!” Divorced her immediately.

I think Hillary has actually run a pretty racially progressive campaign. Doing things like giving Mothers of the Movement a platform to speak at the DNC was arguably more racially progressive than anything Obama did during either of his two campaigns.

I fully support Kaepernick and the protests (and dialogue) he’s sparked nationwide. But when you hear him talk, he sounds like someone who got recently woke by some hotep tweets.

“To me, it was embarrassing to watch that these are our two candidates,” Kaepernick said Tuesday. “Both are proven liars and it almost seems like they’re trying to debate who’s less racist. And at this point, talking with one of my friends, it was, you have to pick the lesser of two evils, but in the end, it’s…

I saw Dee Gordon’s home run Monday and became convinced there was a God. I saw Tebow’s home run today and began to rethink that position.

Cowboy abuses Redskin woman.

The Cowboys fan was heard yelling “look, motherfucker, that name is offensive!”

She really could have used a pile of guns to cushion her fall.

PLEASE let this an omen from the gods presaging the collapse of the Trump Campaign! I will totally stop being an atheist for this!

Lawyer: I submit these are the words Mr. Rose knows. I do not see consent on there do you?

I googled “carcazoid barkevious” because I am a dumb and don’t know my anatomy.

Make America Gyrate Again.