As a recovered anorexic, I feel the same way. Get away from me with your gluten free, no carb nonsense!!!

As a recovered bulimic, I’d much rather hear a silly joke about it than read about my friends Fitbits or their clean eating plans or their Shake-ology lifestyle.

Our neighbor’s dog was poisoned by meat tossed to him over the fence by a non-admirer.

Srs question: Did they test the meat? I immediately worried the person was trying to poison animals.

First thing I thought of is that this person is trying to lure wild animals to the playground to feast on the succulent toddlers.

Narcissist.

“When talking to police about the allegation, Curtin said, Labrie often sidetracked conversations to mention his accomplishments in school. He sent her his college essay, and at one point asked, “Do you know anything about me?”

And a tri-fold album cover upholstered in tin foil.

As a product of the 70’s I’d say coke sweat.

#teamitalianjustice from this Italian-American too. My cousins would beat the ever-loving shit out of Josh Duggar if he were my (shudder) husband. Swims with the fishes.

The non-Italian half of me doesn’t condone violence.

I didn’t even have time to notice them, lol. I was just Anna girl get the hell out now, you might think you are broken, or down or that you’re not deserving but you are and there are clearly ppl around you willing to fight for you. RUNNNNNN!!! Because that smug asshole isn’t going to stop anytime soon. He looks like a…

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

23. Of the following things that some PEOPLE do on social media, which one is the MOST ANNOYING?

99% of the workout pictures on my social media are gay dudes.

Whenever you get a group of men together without female influence, things get very scary very quickly.

The thing that pains me on a deeper level than a lot of this is the viewpoint that men and women are so goddamn different that any relationship will have nails on chalkboard issues inherent. Of course you’re going to have shitty relationships with that attitude.

You don’t want their cock? Your standards are too high.

Or that the pickings of single men are truly horrific? Honestly, I am SO GRATEFUL for my boyfriend every single day because I see what my single friends go through on OkCupid and Tinder and it is NOT pretty.

For women who are hopelessly single, the MOST COMMON reason is…