Jesus. Relax. They are clearly joking.

This!

give him the option to choose later if he wants it.

You will never stop scalpers, resellers, etc.

This!

“The sole reason Katy Perry is pursuing litigation against Westcott is her personal disgust of the elderly, mentally ill, and veterans.”

Terrific, you have an opinion.

Oh I know, I was making a joke (the “for shame” part).

Ok, that got a solid chuckle outta me, take your star!

I 100% agree!

She totally yelled ‘Let’s fucking go!” in that clip.

This!

Cool. He’s 33, about to be 34, no matter what he looks like.

Yup, here’s the thing - the game is a bit MID and thanks to the setting (who knew space would be soooo......) it’s definitely pretty boring. I hate that this is my opinion on it. But there it is. Walks like a duck, etc.

Jfc Ashley, do you even know what DARE means (or meant, whatever)?

Her insta is “messy” at best. The twirling, the “drunk chic” look, the odd obsession with the waist band of every piece of clothing that has a waist band to begin with..it’s all a bit....much.

Match made in heaven then.

The more of these truths I excavated, the more the question shifted from “Who is Travis Kelce?” to “What do Travis and Taylor talk about??” (if they talk at all—TBD). Travis’ old tweets, perhaps? The works of Shakespeare, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and Charlotte Brontë? Or maybe the works of Pablo Neruda and Sylvia Plath,…

Pretty sure he is about to be 34 in a few weeks.

Can we file this under “No Shit” ?