It would help if we didn't make it insanely expensive to raise a child who might be economically independent in the future, but hey, fuck universal healthcare, amirite?

I just can't imagine waking up and deciding on my own that I need a baby in my life. But who knows? LIFE IS A MYSTERY

Homeboy wants kids but is not willing to make the sacrifices? Thats Grade-A bullshit right there.

At one point, she asked if he would consider quitting his job to be a stay-at-home father given how much he wanted a baby. "That just wasn't the plan he had in mind," she said.

Should've gotten Erlich.

They're diverse in that one has white hair, and one has grey hair; also, one parts his hair on the left, and the other doesn't use a part. OBVIOUSLY.

These stories always remind me of the Michael Scott Diversity Training

Who thought it was a good idea to have two white dudes on a panel about diversity?

Imma let you finish. Wait, no I'm not; I have a penis.

And the cost implications are bullshit too, I've had one of each (abortion and miscarriage) both medically, pills for abortion cost $475, pills for miscarriage cost $6. Same insurance policy. It's infuriating.

My anti-choice mother, when I told her I would be getting a Mirena IUD: "It doesn't stop eggs from being fertilized; it just stops them from implanting!" *wrings hands* Me: "I sure as hell hope so!" I don't owe anything to any goddamn egg.

She told me that for some women, they dilate them too fast and they might become … not infertile, but in later cases ... they might miscarry a lot because the cervix might not close up all the way. So I might have a lot of miscarriages if I aborted the baby.

That's a fetus in the first picture, not a baby.

No silly, when a mommy and daddy are ready to have a baby, the daddy gives mommy a flower, and then he waters it with his watering can and they plant it in the garden. Then, when the baby is ready, the stork brings it from the garden to the mommy and daddy.

This is still my favorite meme, however I'm gonna have to adapt it to include
"AN IUD IS NOT A BABY".

Okay do these people also think after your first child, all subsequent babies just fall out of your vagina like candy in a candy shop?!?

For reference:

kris jenner is fucking scary

i tell people that i needed to lose weight because my doctor told me i was going to die and that usually shuts them up from saying stupid shit

I saw this show in LA. It was awesome, not mansplain-y in the slightest. FAR AND AWAY though the best part was all the stoned dude-bros who'd obviously driven in from the 'bu who were pretty fucking baffled - if good-naturedly so - by the change in pace from his earlier shows.