"You have red wines and white wines, right? Then just take some red and white wine and mix them together!"

I doubt that I was as you seem reasonable and pleasant. Seat riders are so dangerous it's criminal.

Oh so you want other people to have to alter their lifestyle because of you disturbing them. Gotcha. Don't complain when I blow cigar smoke in your face when I walk down the street, after all clothes-pins for your nose cost so much these days...

If the child is a "seat rider" the parents need to be shot. Responsible parents book their children seats and use an FAA Approved Child Safety Restraint System.

I take the red-eye so I can sleep while on the plane. Clearly their reason was not the same as mine. There's about 400 flights from Los Angeles to New York on any given day. I'm fairly certain they could have gotten onto a daytime flight.

The keyboard warrior army must be proud to have a colonel like you.

Your ability to procreate should be revoked.

Everytime I have seen it attempted they demure...what decade are you from gramps?

Not when a 8 month old is sitting right behind you SCREAMING….trust me, I had them on. They're good, but not magic.

The kid was sitting right behind me on the last flight…..SCREAMING. I had on noise-cancelling headphones and I could STILL hear it.

I actually did it once. It was an 8 hour long flight and the kid kept kicking my seat. The mother was such an asshole that even when I requested her to ask her child to stop kicking me, she said "he's young" and looked quite indifferent. Of course the child threw a huge tantrum after being tripped, but I felt such…

I'd like add Assholes let their young children "free range" down the aisle because the kid can't get "lost."

The last time I saw chumminess like this, (at least on his part) it was "Mr. & Mrs. Smith"... Just saying.

The last third of the episode - the ceremony, the stables, and the hunt - is the first time so far the show has been consistent with the book for more than a few minutes at a stretch. Minor changes, but the general timeline and events kept intact. And surprise, it's the first time I wasn't motivated to take a frying…

He is so pretty. SO PRETTY.

What I love about the portrayal (and the original character from the books too) of Claire here is that she's not your typical female protagonist. I'm getting SO TIRED of the whole "I'm an immature girl with low self-esteem who is like, sooooo shy you guys, but I know it's because I'm like, soooo different from…

Fair warning: book based spoiler coming! Trigger warning, too, perhaps.

OK - I love Claire, I really, really do. I have been waiting close to 20 years for her bad-assery to lead the narrative on tv but...FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY I AM POWERLESS AGAINST THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THIS MIDDLE-DISTANCE STARE!

That contract takes all the open out of an open relationship.

I was rear ended at a stop light by a dude going 40 miles an hour. He totaled my car. I got out and exchanged insurance information with him. I didn't go on a racist tirade & threaten to kill him because I am not, in fact, clinically insane.