I love this kid so hard. Look at that gaze! He's got Bowie down cold.

I hate to agree, but that is exactly what is happening here.

This isn't the first time Jezebel and Barry have acted as rape apologists. As a male survivor of a female predator, I'm not going to soft-pedal it. I'm sick of it. They are rape apologists. No excuses. No minimizations.

So basically he's a survivor of childhood sexual assault. Unfortunately, like many male victims of childhood rape by an older woman or girl, he reframes it as a sign of how "macho" he is, rather than the assault it actually was.

"vaguely traumatic"? The hell, Doug Barry?

I don't think this shows how he himself is unpleasant (though of course he really is quite the unpleasant person), but rather that he has internalized what was statutory rape.

My gag reflexes came into effect when I read "orgasm" and then saw this photo.

Who did this interview, e.e. cummings?

Perfect, perfect, perfect gif. I cannot even anymore, what with the sandwiches and the Real Housewives and the...no. Just no.

But in the house, the only way it works is if there's a strong masculine and feminine component.

The thing is, though, even if the majority of Americans DO oppose the ACA, this is not how it works. If you want to make or dramatically alter legislation, the way to go about it is to win an election or two. This is just nuts, and I would feel the same way if the parties involved were reversed.

All of that seems like really, really good advice.

But I have a more, um, rudimentary question:

The mattress — Do I sleep on top of it? Or does it sleep on top of me?

Thanks in advance.

God forbid a woman with massive skills should have a massive ego.

You have to do that. You have to. Every single freaking time it happens (and if you're an idea-contributor, it will happen often).

What a farce!

Good for her, especially for calling it out. This is why I put my name on EVERYTHING at work. And when some dude tried to take credit during a staff meeting, I immediately jumped in with, "Oh, dudebro, sounds like you're referring to my idea."

"It's like, what are you, from the '90s? Ew."

They mean the thing where, after making your coffee and cereal and doing your homework, you have the gay sex with your gay FWB/boyfriend/umfriend/genderqueer lifepartner (or, at least, try to, as much as everyone else), and then try to get gay married, and then try to adopt gaybies.

I am sick and tired of hearing that someone "doesn't agree with gay people." What the hell does that even mean? What exactly do they mean by that? What have I, or anyone else, for that matter, done that they disagree with? WHAT? The "lifestyle" is not an answer, you know why? I wake up every morning, turn on my…

"if the gays do not agree, they can always eat pasta from another manufacturer."