You know what? This might just be my new year's resolution.

I'm shocked that a human woman married him.

Have you seen the dad?

Honestly at this point - Free Britney!! Her father is controlling her life in the scariest way.

Whoa...never heard of that, but now freaked out!

I have an external fixator screwed into my wrist bones right now. It's coming out in 5 days. Supposedly without any anesthesia. Not sure that I understand this...kind of freaked out.

I "knew" Laura from Yelp, back when that was a cool thing. So there. Big time!

Yep, this bow down moment is definitely amazing in light of all the prominent women who have recently spouted some nonsense about not being a feminist.

LOL - A size 8??????? That is plus size? Ho boy.

There are too many holes in the story to make that call.

A forcible c-section is extreme under any circumstance.

Hi, Britain is most definitely part of the EU. It's not part of the Eurozone, but that's just the currency.

...says the internet troll.

actually, you're just being a troll/jerk.

No one is getting a pit bull from a breeder, fyi.

are you a vet? also, are you the vet treating her dog? oh, you're not? then stfu.

Yeah, it's bullshit. The vegan mafia here can't think beyond their noses. Ignore them! I'm certain that you love your dog and are doing everything you can.

That doesn't seem fair. I think you know that.

exactly. why is this a problem/scandal? so gross.

Not congratulations. She seems like a nice enough person, but that's MY boyfriend.