Good thing this was the 60s, then :)

I mean, you can die both ways.

Yeah, cancer is awesome!

Seconded. I don't like to call it anything. Just eating clean, non-processed, non preserved food in as close to a natural state as possible. You're fooling yourself if you think processed crap is actually good for you. Low fat is my favorite myth! Anyway.

Why are you so upset about this? Do you really think people who eat this way believe they are being totally authentic? Also, you don't think that "paleolithic" people couldn't have figured out how to grind nuts into a paste? Whatever.

Bingo. Women last.

Fucking awesome. Yep. The whore defense!

Why? Because she's a woman? Remember, she's been in the music business for her entire life. She's been writing songs for years and years. Of course she writes with songwriters as well, but there's no evidence that she's not able to write out the first drafts of her own songs and music. She is, actually, a musician.

It's not a ton of money to do this. I don't know why you're painting it an an inaccessible thing that only the 1% can do.

Yes, you were! I was one of your Yelp friends, meaning that I've been a Laura B. stalker for years now. Loved your writing then and am so happy to see you at Jezebel now. :)

No, no. No. No. non ononononononononon. I hope you're joking. If any guy ever says "ew" at normal female genitalia, he is gay, or Patrick Bateman, or gay Patrick Bateman. Any way you look at it, avoid.

God, fuck all those people. You're doing it for you and your future husband, not for their insecurities and judgements. Enjoy your vacation.

Oh god, come on. It is sugar. It has been confirmed.

I think it's really gauche to expect gifts from your friends for something like that. In general, as an adult, it's just kind of weird. Take me out to dinner or buy me that drink if you must, but I simply cannot think of one physical thing I want someone to buy me.

Yep. Exactly.

Ew. And also - those dudes weren't your "brother". Your "brother" on the team would not rape you. Plain and simple.

Exactly. Who. Really. Fucking. Cares.

Speaking here from zero experience and authority, but I personally would feel uncomfortable exposing my boob in a mall. In some hippie cafe in SF, sure - but I can't imagine wanting randoms in a suburban mall to see my boobs.

Great journalistic ethics, NY Post (HA) and Gawker Media (DOUBLE HA!)

Win Win Win!