As someone who has what I call the 'European Soccer Player' haircut: Stop using that haircut Nazi's!

I'd love to hear the writer of Collateral Damage take on the pouting, 20 year old, white male genre.

"…also indulging in outdated flights of fancy, like the idea that an Upper West Side family would be aghast at their son’s insistence on living on the Lower East Side"

I'm up for the part of 'Indifferent Non Voting Millennial'!

I imagine working for Kinja is just a meeting room where Producers ask engineers "can you make it do this?" and engineers making that annoyed, over exaggerated exhale and saying no.

I enjoyed it when they told us we could stop reading the AV Club if we wanted.

Hadn't seen that error in a while. Holy shit how Gonzalez did not get fucking crucified for that play is beyond me. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The fact that the headline for this article sort of implies that Bartman was responsible for the Cubs losing that game tells me Erik Adams is a true Chicagoan.

Pfffft, this isn't a link to a hot take article comparing current Washington D.C. to the Shinra corporation.

I am unable to take solace in that fact when the minority that was okay with a openly masoginistic liar for president was 47%

My point is this article exists to fan our liberal feel good spot that Trump is still doing all these mean things but don't worry, EVERYONE agrees with us that it is bad. Look at all this outrage from 5 journalists who aren't Boy Scouts twitter accounts! Meanwhile this crowd is fucking eating this shit up. We're…

"Parents of Boy Scouts are furious at this speech Trump gave!"

I also came here to say Hannity has turned himself into a walking Aesop Fable cautionary tale of morals for the 21st century. Glad there are at least two of us!

The thing I remember most about 1997 Blade Runner (apart from it being very hard) was it required 100mb hard drive space to install and I believe my hard drive at the time was only 500mb total.

I always loved DMX because in almost every song he would diss other rappers by calling them gay or faggots and then 2 or 3 verses later describe what he was going to do to them physically which was always some of the gayest sounding acts ever

WHAAAAAT?! Come on!

I must have missed both of those. I saw the one where an absolutely beautiful and charming woman wanted to fuck a selfish and neurotic Larry David looking man. There was voice-over moving the plot, which was apparently okay in this instance.

And would you call her "Slim", "Thin", or "Skinny"? These three separate words clearly mean three separate things!

I swung by Fox News to catch their take and the first guy said that Bill Clinton would have taken whatever dirt she had AND HER UNDERWEAR! YUK YUK YUK! Then I shit you not he said this happens all the time, "doesn't anybody watch 'The Americans'".

ACTUALLY………