Watching co-workers get stockholm syndrome with Destiny in real time was my Game of The Year 2014.

What was the public face they tried to put on this to pretend like it was a good thing? I looked up my dough faced fuckboy of a senator on Twitter and he said 'The FCC is no longer in control of our data!' which didn't even make sense.

For real. They literally show the climax to the ferry scene.

I didn't get this 'Internet Police' badge by letting stuff go.

Katie your Chicago is showing because that would be a ferry, not a cruise ship. Unless cruise ships thematically took a turn I was not aware of.

I was at its taping. I remember leaving the theatre thinking 'Well she's still working out all the kinks!'

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'Weezer Good' needs to enter the public vocabulary.

I love the film too. Watched it again on a snow day a few months ago and the thing I never noticed was how much shit happens to Belle in like 10 hours. She finds her father kidnapped and dying, devotes her life to being a captive, and finds a magical castle full of magical beings thereby confirming magic is real. …

Poor Belle. Living in a lovely cottage in the gorgeous French alps where she is the most beautiful girl. Sounds horrible.

Basically every review of anything that has taken place in NY since Woody Allen's Manhattan.

Conspiracy Theory Corner:

Whoa whoa yippe kay yay mother fucking whoa. THE plot hole in Die Hard is that McClain hangs German blondie by the neck in chains but he manages to sneak out of Nakatomi to attempt to shoot McClain in the parking lot at the end of the movie. They even show his lifeless feet dangling when the people are escaping the…

In this case, I'd have been meeting Dick Cheney at several events and giving him trophies for the last month.

Well she hugged and kissed him, but didn't clap. Glad we're focusing on the part of this that we like.

'Thanks for taking the heat off me Casey!' - Mel Gibson

Here's a long awards ceremony story similar to this that very few will care about!

City of Stars was the 'As Time Goes By' of La La Land so I think it was chosen based on it's importance and impact in the movie, not as much about it as a standalone song.

They should at least get them to read Best Picture again next year. A mini redemption story inside an awards ceremony.