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One of the best seasons of football as a Bronco fan was the year Phil Simms son Chris Simms was our backup QB. Phil wouldn't announce games that his son was 'playing' in and so for a whole year all of Bronco-dom was free of him.

I'm half way through the season and while I'm enjoying it I can't always help but wonder why they made him a horse. Or that there are tons of other animals as talking bipeds. It's added nothing to show except puns and obvious jokes (The cow waitress is upset he ordered steak! Air Bud International Airport!).

First of all, those labels look like a first year art students homework from Photoshop 101. No where near the quality of the Game of Thrones beer labels: http://thefullpint.com/wp-c…

People can shit on it now but anyone born after 1980 loved Batman Forever when it came out. And at least Jim Carrey saved us from a Robin Williams Riddler.

I'm glad he included that bit about KROQ playing Sublime more than anything in the world. KROQ's endless loop of Sublime/Nirvana/Foo Fighters/Weezer/Offspring/song recorded this year drove me insane for the short 9 months I lived in Orange County driving a car with nothing but a radio in it.

I use to also be madly in love with the Trio. My wife and I played this song as the recessional music in our wedding.

Mister Swackhammer returns to earth for revenge and steals Michael Jordans talent himself. Afterwards he looks to a television that just so happens to be playing ESPN First Take to see Skip Bayless and Stephen A. Smith arguing over the subheadline "Who Is Better? Lebron or Jordan?" During the argument Smith states

The oddest thing I always found about AFI's post Art of Drowning career was how they cut songs that I thought were amazing out of albums. "Rabbits are Roadkill on Route 37" "Synesthisia" "Reivers Music" "Fainting Spells" and "We've Got The Knife" got plays on my ipod way more than the albums they were omitted from.

Summer Vacation is their fucking sellout record man! I bet you only know about them because you heard them on fucking Tony Hawk 4 you fucking poser! - something I would have probably said to you in 2001

The consensus I remember about Heavy Petting Zoo was the dreaded it 'wasn't punk enough' and 'to many horns'. Firing up Spotify and listening to Freedom Like A Shopping Cart and Whatever Didi Wants make me believe this is something a cynical, punk elitist teenager would think.

In 1996 I walked into my local mall's Sam Goody, and bought Descendents 'Everything Sucks', Lagwagon's 'Hoss' and Millencolin's 'Life on a Plate'. I was 12 years old. I still don't think I've ever bought three things together that turned out that well since.

So incorrect.

You sound like my roomate talking about HD-DVD in 2007.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'll just leave this here:

If Warner Bros is looking for a Space Jam sequel script where Lebron James and the Toon Squad takes on a team of Monstars that steal the powers of Kevin Durant, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Love/Dirk Nowitzki, Carmelo Anthony and Blake Griffin, I am available.

Edit: It appears the video I watched on dailymotion was horribly out of sync with the audio so carry on everyone!

The Josie/Outfield sketch was sort of ruined for me by the fact that at 21 years old Josh Hutcherson had clearly never heard that song before and was very poor at lip syncing it.

Yes Trey and Matt, please let this show that millions of people still enjoy die because one guy no longer enjoys it.  The internet has spoken!

Not surprising, but Johnny Knoxville is REALLY good at making it rain.