'Cause gay people are getting married folks!  Imagine it.  Two women, rubbing on each others tittyballs……two men at a bbq, "I like you." "I like you too dog, lets get married" ITS CRAZY!'

'Cause gay people are getting married folks!  Imagine it.  Two women, rubbing on each others tittyballs……two men at a bbq, "I like you." "I like you too dog, lets get married" ITS CRAZY!'

I actually was really looking forward to them 'going out like that'.

I actually was really looking forward to them 'going out like that'.

Step 1) Call Air Force
Step 2) Get in jets
Step 3) Fly said jets over cars
Step 4) Shoot cars with bullets/missiles from jets that are only infinitely more powerful and manuverable than an Esclade
Step 5) Continue to never have to rely on a small town sheriff to stop an armored drug cartel

Step 1) Call Air Force
Step 2) Get in jets
Step 3) Fly said jets over cars
Step 4) Shoot cars with bullets/missiles from jets that are only infinitely more powerful and manuverable than an Esclade
Step 5) Continue to never have to rely on a small town sheriff to stop an armored drug cartel

No one has sufficiently convinced me it is the same person.  He looks SO different.

No one has sufficiently convinced me it is the same person.  He looks SO different.

Probably a good idea.  Mainly so shit like this doesn't happen: http://www.dailymotion.com/…

Probably a good idea.  Mainly so shit like this doesn't happen: http://www.dailymotion.com/…

I've lived in Denver for 5 years, seen about 5-6 comedians that have rolled through town in that amount of time and never even heard of the Wit's End Comedy Club.  Google tells me it is in Westminster which is a horrible place.

I've lived in Denver for 5 years, seen about 5-6 comedians that have rolled through town in that amount of time and never even heard of the Wit's End Comedy Club.  Google tells me it is in Westminster which is a horrible place.

Surprised Girl Talk didn't make this list.  He's just as un-talented as the rest of these guys.

Surprised Girl Talk didn't make this list.  He's just as un-talented as the rest of these guys.

To me it is annoying as hell, to them it has become white noise.

To me it is annoying as hell, to them it has become white noise.

My parents ADT security does that on both exterior doors and the garage door.  And it says it loud enough you can pretty much hear it in every room in their house.

My parents ADT security does that on both exterior doors and the garage door.  And it says it loud enough you can pretty much hear it in every room in their house.

If you go see these movies at night on opening weekend they are a blast.  It's like everyone has a unspoken agreement that we're all going to sit here and get scared by cheap thrills, one person is going to yell "OH SHIT" or "FUUUUUUUCK!!!" real loud, and one girl will scream like she has been stabbed at at least one…

If you go see these movies at night on opening weekend they are a blast.  It's like everyone has a unspoken agreement that we're all going to sit here and get scared by cheap thrills, one person is going to yell "OH SHIT" or "FUUUUUUUCK!!!" real loud, and one girl will scream like she has been stabbed at at least one…