Whatever makes you sleep better at night for stiffing your server I guess.

Hah! The American workforce is working for the lowest of wages and zero benefits. Who needs unions to represent the workers, everything is fine, just fine.

The virus of voting against one’s own best interest is a plague that is killing our democracy. In other words I’ll go with option 3.

Sure, and I am going to go outside and cut down the real life money tree growing in my backyard.

Ride a Greyhound bus once and you’ll come to appreciate how nice Amtrak is.

“Having friends who work for Hyundai and Kia..” = red flag. I’m sure you do. lol

Absolutely perfect that millennials find Billy Squier a legendary game changer. Back in the era of the Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Moody Blues, Deep Purple and on and on Billy Squier would have been categorized as an AM radio bubblegum pop music star. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Lets face it, there is…

Reliability ratings to me should have to do with making it from point A to point B without having any mechanical issues. Time for Consumer Reports (who I subscribe to) to categorize which aspects of the car are reliable. I just don’t think a glitchy nav screen should cause a car to be labeled unreliable.   

Louie Louie is still a cool song.

What I really hate about this modern era of music is that performers are called “musicians” even though they can’t so much as blow a police whistle. In other words I fear the art of playing a musical instrument is being lost in the field of popular music. 

I see flower pot pencil holders and giant wall clocks galore.

I live in Illinois and would very much like to have free access to the New york Times, I mean other than the ocean, beaches, weather, and some of the most spectacular national parks in the United States, what does California have that Illinois doesn’t. 

I expect ESPN will replace Virk with a former athlete or coach with a voice so gravely they are barely understandable. 

Virk is my favorite personality at ESPN, he is extremely likeable and a joy to watch. Virk deserves better than ESPN anyway, best of luck to Virk in his future endeavors. 

On April first the homeowner will release a statement: Sike!

If the right wing universe can have a fake news network aka the Fox News Channel, why can’t the liberal side have a fake newspaper.

Cheer up Jets fans, it could be worse, the Jets could have hired Hue Jackson.

Americans are desperately looking for new and invigorating leadership, instead the democrats put two relics that belong in a museum front and center. 

I’ll be watching college football championship game, fuck Trump.

The play calling by the Texans in the first half was atrocious. They couldn’t run the ball, yet they kept calling running plays over and over again.