I get giving Hermy moments to show her smarts, loyalty, & bravery, but they already EXISTED in the books. It's like the movies were afraid that Hermo being the smartest person at school, a hard worker, a great friend to Harry & Ron, and a staunch defender of justice for Hagrid, Lupin & Sirius wasn't good enough.

It does that to get you to try a Golden Needle, which cures petrification in battle. When you do it says that is doesn't work because they did it of their own free will.

Get used to it. No Orpheus (and I assume no Triad) this season.

I've seen a bear do things. Things even a bear wouldn't do.

You mean it's older than we think?

"Pfft! Women."

"Tom, I'll need a ride home" https://youtu.be/R0tfeJuG7Y0

Taako: Can I roll to see if orc women completely covered in ooey-gooey webbing is a fetish of mine?

"Done building ship*!"

Maybe NOW "Weirdo Al" Yankovic will get into the Rock n' Roll Hall Of Fame.

Yup. But Coppola needed quick cash for Apocalypse Now. He didn't supervise the edit of this or anything. Probably never watched it.

That's exactly when I checked out. It was one impossible disaster too many. Have Glass get woken up by the attacking Ree & INSTEAD they kill his horse and close in on him. Then the Captain's search party arrives to scare off the Ree and finds Glass. Much tighter and less ridiculous.

I hear ya, most professional movie and book critics simply skip the really personal works.

Dakota Johnson & Eddie Redmayne don't deserve this. 50 Shades was garbage from top to bottom but Johnson did her best at raising the (shit) material. Jupiter Ascending is a mess but Redmayne was nuts in a fun way.

RT @DanaSchwartzzz Hey. Right now. Try to quote Avatar, the highest-grossing movie of all time. Quote ANY line. Or name 2 characters. No cheating.

Yes, out of context it's a wack song, and it shouldn't have been covered by anyone after 1962. But calling it "the rapey song" and stuff isn't accurate. It should just be retired.

Jeeze, you're so sensitive. Calm down.

Who's going to snatch up the the nonsense account name "Toilet-Bowl Orange"?

I was going to ask the same thing! What the hell is this and is the writer OK?!

STRAY BULLETS