April Fools! Patton Oswalt still hasn't told a joke in 3 years!

Good Bible

Ham Horn allows you to add a custom sound of your own, so if someone could isolate PFT's laugh for me, that's be great.

I can't watch any "manly" Reality TV show's intro anymore, thanks to Kroll Show.

As much As I love the Father John Misty and Kendrick records I think this one has the edge on them. It's just so, so good.

8 Months later, I love this song

He's the poor man's Danny Aiello! Nah I love him.

"This isn’t the kind of hugely ambitious episode that redefines what Bob’s Burgers can be, but it doesn’t need to be. " When the fuck does it EVER need to be?

Cut to the far future, beach city is advanced, but still a recognizable, Someone warps into the abandoned temple, preserved by the humans in honor of the Gems. They plug in a TV, sit down and start watching, revealing that it's Stevonnie, and their 1000-year TV ban is finally over.

I hope everyone listened to this rap breakdown we all thought Peridot was going to spit in the middle of Garnet's song: http://magicgirlkyubey.tumb…

I hope everyone listened to the rap breakdown we all thought Peridot was going to spit in the middle of Garnet's song: http://magicgirlkyubey.tumb…

"Just say YES" Brrr.

I think homeworld set off a "Gem Doomsday Device" that corrupted the Gems that made up Rose's army, except for the ones she could protect with her shield.

"Respecting Greg" or giving him a nice, little victory before the horrible things she sees in her future vision get him? :-/

I'm gonna need more rope

I'm gonna need more rope

The books are written from Harry's biased perscpective. That's why Slytherins are all evil and ugly, when they're more likely normal kids who are simply more aspirational social climbers, which rubs other kids the wrong way. I'd bet the Sorting Hat has a lot of Godric Gryffindor's biases, since he says shit like…

Steven Universe really needs to get covered here again. Every episode of the back half of this season has been stellar, with the last 8 or so being emotionally devastating on the reg.

CHARLIE: Come on, you've tried your own!
DENNIS: What? No!
MAC: I have. I did not like it.
DENNIS: Okay sure, I have.
MAC: I liked it.

You're never gonna get past the "then they laugh at you" part of the Ghandi quote.