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WHY DID SYNDROME NEED TO KILL SUPERS IN ORDER TO SELL TECH THAT GIVES ORDINARY PEOPLE POWERS? HOW DOES REMY CONTROL LINGUINE BY PULLING HIS HAIR? WHY DOES BUZZ STOP MOVING WHEN ANDY COMES IN THE ROOM? WHY ARE KIDS' TOYS CONSIDERED TOXIC TO MONSTERS BUT NOT THEIR CARPET/BEDS?

What the FUCK is WRONG with people who "don't understand" how the Cars universe "works?!" "So, did people build them and then die?" NO YOU DUMB IDIOTS THERE IS NO PEOPLE IT'S A CARTOON WORLD OF CARTOON VEHICLES THAT CAN TALK THAT'S ALL. "Uhh so did the army car watch his friends die in Cars Vietnam?"

The anime has the nearly-ubiquitous pacing problems that anime shows have, where the story can totally stop for a few episodes while the characters angst around (to save money), but the action sequences more than make up for it in their graceful, violent beauty.

He opened for CHVRCHES and sucked all the energy out of the room.

WookieFoot (jam band cancer) is a 15-year-old band popular with Twin Cities stoners. They used to have an amazing house/studio in Uptown where they threw lots of parties, until it burnt down.

They put MBDTF at #1 in 2010 and College Dropout as the #2 album of the '00's, so this is hardly unprecedented.

Should have a few #1 votes for Torsey alone.

1) CBB
2) DLM
3) Bugle
4) My Brother, My Brother and Me
5) Professor Blastoff
6) Walking The Room
7) Todd Glass Show
8) Call Chelsea Peretti
9) Improv 4 Humans
10) I Seem Fun

Totally. I hate that movie, but I do like that he "listens" for about 5 seconds before taking the headphones off.

She's already developing 2 shows & writing her book.

There was a reason why they wanted to bury this episode. too bad their busy schedules meant needing filler. God, David was at his most David-ish. I feel terrible for his girlfriend now.

Maybe Fassbender should be Cassidy. For spoilery reasons.

I worked at Hollywood Video when I was 17. I remember waking up on New Years Day of the year 2000, watching the news and feeling relief (and a little disappointment (and a lot hungover)) at hearing that Y2K hadn't actually done anything and was blown way out of proportion. Planes weren't falling from the sky, the

Yeah, you had to buy a Universal Studios© Jurassic Park© t-shirt, sucker! You got taken for a ride! Literally and figuratively!

"These are not official characters that I know of, just my own fan designs."

Mort's stand up was a lot funnier than Andy Kindler's. There. I said it.

Mort's stand up was a lot funnier than Andy Kindler's. There. I said it.

It's called the drift, Jaeger tech, based on DARPA jet fighter neural systems. A cat & a spydar, mind melding through memories with a body of a giant machine. The deeper the bond, the better you fight.

Seriously, the "parents died in Haiti/The 80s" callback in that live episode is one of my top 10 CBB moments.

"I'll scare your dad!"