The greatest troll ever. Anno’s own troll intrumentality project.

Savoury items and chocolate? These will never be beat:

If the instructions say you have to do it, who are you to break the rules? Skipping it would ruin your immersive game-play experience, obviously.

Still better than Polygon.

Carolina’s gonna destroy these guys.

I can believe that if the 2003 internet was going to share one thing and one thing only, it would be an ASCII version of the matrix.

Didn’t know that was Hot Diggity Demon. Can’t stand the Ren and Stimpy style animation he(?) used to do. This art / animation style was a lot easier to stomach.

You had me at Dancing All Night At Freddy’s.

“I am having too much success banging random women found on Tindr, and not enough success banging random women found in bars.” Rough life, man. Rough life.

Yes. :/

DALEKS ARE NOT INFERIOR! YOU WILL BE EXTERMINATED!!

The first one. In this case the Dalek is a vehicle/tool, so they make a LOT of compromises.

Though bad, it’s still a mile better than the Flying Monkey you can build from the Wizard of Oz set.

HEY NOW.

I wasn’t terribly enthused about the shield, but now that I’ve heard about it splitting in two I’ve moved to hating it. They couldn’t come up with anything better than the old “pure energy” shield idea?

After the movie comes out, and in the decades that follow, it won’t matter whether it got delayed, it will only matter whether it’s good. So I feel sad to hear that we’ll have to wait a little longer, but I can only guess they are delaying it because the movie needs it.

one very strict rule: no killing.

This sure is an advertisement for a mobile game...

Yeah how dare people sell their products. Ludicrous. Bill Gates made billions by giving everything away for free.

So glad Superman is getting his powers back, and has broke up with Wondy. Now we can have Superman stories I don't groan at again.