I just need to point out that 50 is not particularly old, plenty of them out there that could no doubt kick many younger peoples asses.

I dunno if this necessarily falls into the Kotaku Is Mad About Nintendo Finding Them Unethical camp of things.

Haha. That’s a lie. It’s 100% Kotaku continuing to be butthurt that Nintendo has called them out and not given them early review copies for their crappy ethics (lack thereof).

You guys shot yourselves in the…

Is this a joke post? The VAST majority of people that live in public transit areas use the bus/train/sub. It’s far more cost effective than buying a car.

So, its the beauty of Nintendo, really. I work for a German toy company and I have to say that they TRY very hard to be Nintendo while they fail miserably in a lot of logistics areas.

Nintendo is timeless and academic in their need to impact environments. Please look at the size of the switch box. (you can look at…

This is not cool that the developers recognize, but are too lazy to have done a fix............... I  do not understand the hiring standards of Kotaku these days or the fact that performance reviews appear to outshadow quality.

I will just say that the Rocket origin stuff had my wife - who is patently a Borg emotionally - crying like a baby. So I appreciate Marvel, Disney, and all actors and related writers for accomplishing that.

People like this guy just want to live on the backs of others, which is why we had(will have) Trump. Why this website is riddled with absurd ads. Why we don’t have people actually working toward universal healthcare. Why people assume guns are a birth right.  Why their views on sexual and gender identification are the…

Companies are not your friend. It doesn’t matter how much you like them. If you think - somehow - that anyone working for a company is there to make you happy for free, I have real bad news; I work for a toy company whose motto is something similar.

End of the day I regularly fire people I underpay. Not because they…

I am beyond 77,777% sure that the majority of the Endgame audience had no clue about Cap having ever been worthy or shouting “Avengers Assemble.”. This was an awful comparison. 

I totally support the Writers Guild, however, I am currently in season 7 of The Flash so.......................

This is legit Trump-era style fear mongering.

I dislike release dates of “2023" when the same year is almost over.  It’s just used to drive impulse buying.  

This seems extremely unpleasant to play.

The Tolkien estate owns the rights to the Tolkien works. You can’t publish works using the characters owned therein.

This is frivolous and - I admit - one in a small handful  of times that I hope the person being sued can turn this around so completely that this guy is paying them for the rest of his life.

Jilbo the elf went to Elrondo the mighty and together they developed a plan to murder Sauron for all time ever.

I have now written the equivalent story of this person and also demand a couple hundred million dollars. 

I was a little annoyed at the 360 Ashley did in the remake. Given her characters age and entitlement, she would probably have acted more like she did in the original —- which is still the setting.
She wouldn’t know how to deal with anything at all and would constantly be looking to boy band Leon for help doing even the…

Im sorry. I will be grayed and nobody will see this.

They really need to make wellbutrin a mandatory thing for blog writers, I see.

The movie is fine. If it does well and keeps Illumination employees employed? Why are you saying artists don’t deserve to be paid?

This was explained so long ago that I can’t even really remember when it happened.... maybe Clone Wars, if you want to be modern.  But I am pretty confident it happened in the period when Jacen Solo went Sith.

There isn’t really an ideal Mario movie. The premise of the game is essentially about being Joyful, and this appears to be pretty much what that is.