I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Bargain bin Benedict Cumberbatch ass

Interesting theory:

Oh dear sweet lord, you made it. I feel a little better.

“Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a composed face to the world.”

Im siding with the verbose cheater because social media pity-fishing is so obnoxious.

I hope I didn’t sound like an asshole. Dude lost his job, and I’m all like “oh no, my shows!”

MASSIVE SPOILERS

I’m not going to pretend that LP & Chester were only relevant in my teen years. I’m 42 and several of their albums are on my current playlists.

This just hit me so hard.

She’s VERY good! It made me think about how much Gigi and Kendall try, and how far off the mark they hit compared with Paris. She’s also extremely striking, doesn’t hurt ;)

I have an irrational love for Paris. I know nothing about her beyond that RS profile earlier this year. She’s the shit.

A new Katherine Heigl blog post is a cause for celebration. Today she has tips for dealing with your hair after a day of swimming. Thrilling stuff!

Biggest surprise of that story — Blake Shelton is only 41?????

How many girls at his party had painted on jeans and rode with the windows down in a pickup truck? Country music is soooo bad these days, Johnny Cash would kill himself if he wasn’t already dead.

I am 100% knew who that last item was referring to before even looking at the link. This “relationship” has gone on way too long.

How much longer until Gwen and Blake reach unsolvable mystery/cryptid status, like Roswell and Big Foot?

Am I the only one who has absolutely no issue with this?