It started bad, too! He just started out by whining that politicians didn’t really like him, now that he was running as a Republican. The whole Trump thing was cringeworthy. I liked Hillary’s bit, and loved the end. It was beautiful.

Your French sounds great to me.

Pardon my French, but fuck this guy in the asshole with a rusty chainsaw.

The real question is if Ivanka has seen an orange one.

I don’t know why I find Billy Bush getting caught up in this as collateral damage so funny but, I do.

Twenty bucks says this does more damage to Billy Bush than to Trump.

Get the fuck out of here with this shit.

Look, you’re welcome to see Hillary as uniquely privileged (she certainly has enjoyed privileges that most in America will never experience), but equating her and Bush is patently absurd. Both capitalized on familial connections, but Hillary, unlike Bush, has needed to fight sexism at every turn. 19 percent of…

This... this is some hot garbage, mate.

Her pores make me feel so much better about my complection. She’s attractive enough, but with all the signicant skin care resources at her disposal why am I seeing her pores? Cattiest thing I will say today. Till lunch. I am not proud of mentioning that, but seriously. Shouldn’t a really rich woman have much better…

This poor woman has absolutely no fucking idea about what’s going to happen to her.

I’ve heard Melania speak. She wrote that like I wrote the Gettysburg Address.