When was the last time we had a year filled with so many great Horror films?

Oh you're also a sufferer of MS, so's my mom I think she has the same one as you do in which she doesn't need a wheelchair and she got diagnosed with it like 12 or so years ago and she can walk still she just needs to rest more. Hopefully we find a cure even though I'm certain that MS is too much of a bitch to take…

Brudda I think most people shares your buddy's viewpoints on Billy being off-putting and romance being aight.

Bro if you don’t give Billy Eichner your bank details then you’re a legit homophobe. Also not to sound offensive because it hasn’t came out yet but is it weird that I find it kinda dancing bearish. Like the crux of the film isn’t that the film is good it’s that there’s a cast made entirely out of a select group of…

No you worthless son of a bitch your mom's Avengers Endgame. Or Disney.

See "Johnny English Reborn" and "See How They Run" those movies were enjoyed more because the audience laughed at every beat.

If Bros is a bomb then I guess that means that that Queer Eye fella will go back to disowning films because Bros is the only thing ever to involve homosexuals or whatever the ridiculous thing he said about not enjoying romcoms unless they had at least one (1) scene of men macking men.

Oh shoot I wasn’t aware that she was you my bad, I doubt I’ve ever referred to myself as a he. I thought she was like someone t’weren’t you thassall.

Who’s she in this context?

No Magnitude No Buys.

I don't trust review sites anyways. Review sites will tell you that Nope is a good film and Rockula ain't and buddy that's a pure lie. Rockula's great. It's shit but it's great.

People are people bruv, they're naturally gonna be a bunch of little shits, it's the entire crux of humanity. Humanity is hatred y'know? Nothin' more nothin' less.

Never knew he was bi.

I dug this film I just found the ending kinda sucked because like why did one of the characters do what one of the characters did? But the music is creepy even if they never played Smile by Lily Allen like bro the chorus goes "When I see you cry, it makes me smile" and the main monster smiles whenever their victims…

Technically there’s no onscreen scenes where pets get hurt. All the violence towards animals happens off screen.

Ok so the main character gives her nephew a cat for his birthday. So if you feel uneasy about giving family members pets for birthdays then don't watch the film.

The twist is that it's secretly a sequel to The Apple.

And also how one of the first slashers Black Christmas’ most famous image is a suffocation scene. But it’s the mood of it all I guess, like Halloween has the vibe of a slasher film y’know? Also again also Michael Myers doesn’t pick up a gun and go full Dirty Harry on some sumbitches.

It's a dad joke it's not supposed to make sense.

Ok I’ll bite, nobody gets bashed in X either dude. If we take away the slashing/bashing we have one Death By Ran Over, 2 Shootings, A Crocodile Attack and A Heart Attack. Going by your police work, how does one get bashed by a shotgun bullet to the chest? How does one get bashed by a heart attack? Brudda how does…