Then he burns alive someone he mistakes for a turtle just to steal their girlfriend? A MKUltra take on Mario would be interesting.

First things first again I’m not really a fan of casting someone who’s the wrong nationality so casting Sam Rockwell as a Roger Allam or a John Nettles type doesn’t really work for me. Like dude’s American, why not cast an English actor as the main guy? Why not cast Roger Allam, Kevin Whateley, Robson Green or John…

Thank you yeah this is a reminder that Romanisation isn't always the best way to pronounce Korean names.

With Keke Palmer as Kid Cudi and Kirk Cameron as the main character and the old man.

Hopefully he actually commits to the fucking slasher motif this time and doesn't have one of the main bad guys shoot people. Hopefully he also makes the deaths fit the characters and not like in that piece of shit X film wherein they have a Vietnam War Veteran get shot like a little bitch. With both X and House Of The…

Yo is 리유미 my girl? (I did spell Lee right? It is 리?) Is that the one who killed the main baddie in the glass one? The smart take no prisoners chick? The one who fucked in a toilet?

Never seen the film but I'm pretty sure it doesn't start with Directed By Some Child Molesting Cunt so I assume that they don't know. But still it deserves to get immolated.

Hopefully Lakeith Stanfield makes a cameo appearance either at the beginning or the end of the flick.

Whitest Kids U Know did it better with the Serial Grapist sketch.

Man I don’t get why you’d fire Moffat and keep Mikey Day. I assume that Aristotle will be like a Tim Robinson type of cat wherein he’d get an out there Netflix show but I don’t understand why you’d fire all these people and keep Day. Considering Day’s entire schtick seems to be doing a play by play commentary on every…

Why don't they just cancel the damn thing?

Hopefully this leads into Daniel Radcliffe remaking UHF.

Or maybe it's like Morbius where people ironically like something but unironically will not watch that shit so it crashes and burns?

The plot twist is that Nemesis is played by you guessed it Frank Stallone.

The good thing is that you can even bring back Sean Bean. But yeah this'll be good, we need more dumb throwback flicks.

This is why I kinda want Wrexham to stay in the Nationwide Conference for the next few seasons. Have them fight for the right to get promoted. I don't want another Salford City.

On a somewhat tangential route, there's currently a wrestler in WWE who's gimmick is that she's Sailor Moon. The wrestlers name is Sarray.

David Zaslav sounds like a really shoddy self-insert take on Victor Zsasz. And he's more of a monster than Victor. Maybe Stalin was right, capitalism should be banned.

??? I swore he came out like 20 years ago? I swore we already knew he was gay???? Wait no nevermind he played a gay person in Werewolves Within that’s where I was confused.

Is the Ana De Armas one a TV Show as well or a film? Ballerina is it? Why's there so many John Wick spinoffs all of a sudden and why are they hedging their bets on an entire Keanu Reeves Cinematic Universe without Keanu Reeves?