I ain’t a Yank I’m a Brit. And yeah y’all are abhorrent sacks of shits. But I kinda hate it how this has to be a big deal. Because in an ideal world we needn’t have to care about someone being born the way they are an’ stuff. But thanks to y’all this can never be an ideal world cause y’all are a plague on the world.

Oh lord I wasn't try to dismiss it out of hate, it's just that I don't understand why you Americans don't seem to understand that homosexuality's normal. Like I would love to see the day when we don't need to be amazed at something natural.

I don't think anyone likes John Bishop. He's the second worst Liverpool John.

My apologies you have to spend the next 6 weeks listening to the worst accent in the world, the Scouse accent.

How is this newsworthy? So somebody's gay, big whoop, what we gonna cover next, Shaquille O'Neal being an African American?

Holmes And Watson star decrying the poor quality of a film script? I've never read an AV Club article on Pots calling Kettles black before now but here we go.

Look the one question you need to ask yourself is "Would you like to see a live action adaptation of Perfect Blue which takes place in England?" If the answer's yes then you'd dig this 

I mean like I wasn't gonna watch it anyway because like none of these characters seem like good enough characters for me to CARE. Like these are invincible gods that can't fail so like whoopsy doo y'know? I don't care how many fuck scenes they randomly insert into the plot.

I know like dude doesn't give a shit about his own daughter, what the heck?

I mean yeah it is Korean Watchmen after all.

Can someone please tell me why they thought that Black Christmas, a series with one of the worst films ever made managed to get through. Y'all must be real nihilistic if y'all prefer hatred soapbox screeching to goofy fun.

The last 30 minutes of the film is a homosexual threesome between Bryan Tyree Henry, his hubbie and Harry Styles whilst Angelina Jolie does wooga booga stuff at lasers or whatever the fuck the eternals are supposed to be

Yip congrats welcome to A Cloverfield Daisy Chain.

Bush the president was called Bush not Brush. As an American living in the 21st Century then I hope you know the names of all the 21st Century Presidents.

What's interesting is that Korean!Pete Davidson dies in the first episode of Squid Game.

Same. It’s the only film I’ve seen when I’m wondering what the point of the film was.

He has to focus all of his energy on getting Wrexham into the league.

Ok you can't afford to pay your lighting bills. Cool. Another dark Batman film. Grand. I wouldn't mind seeing some lights or something. Like I would love to see a Miami Vice like take on Batman. No dark, no earth pastels, just lights, colour and still have the story be gritty. Like Miami Vice y'know?

The Rwandan Genocide was the worst monstrosity right? Like shit that happened when I was born. Like it's horrifying to imagine one day your neighbors just decide to kill you for no reason.

They cancelled GLOW but they greenlit some dude promoting transphobia, the fuck is their malfunction? That'd be like saying "ok we're cancelling Lizzo but we're replacing her with Eric Clapton"