Up's 12 years old? What the heck?

Is Georgia one of those incest places or is that just Alabama?

Just leave them to fuck their own sisters in peace under their confederacy flag dude. They'll wipe themselves out anyway.

Let's do it pal.

So like would they have cast Uhm Jung Hwa or?

Exactly. You can't keep everything packed up. Emotions are king.

Not meaning to sound treacherous or anything but who the fuck cares about Prince Philip? Dude had unprotected sex with a woman and died. Wow! 

WAit we harassing a girl for crying? The fuck, can we not pick on someone for being emotional?

Yeah I understand what you mean, I’m in my 20s and trying to explain 1980s references to a bunch of 30-40 year olds is super tiring.

See this is one of the myriad of reasons why I find Japanese porn icky. Like there’s a genre in which they have grown men act like literal children and the gist of is is that some grown ass woman fucks a five to eight year old. Like I understand classroom porn because they're not acting like children but this genre I…

Bro at least cast real pornstars in these roles? We flip a table when a non autistic person plays an autistic person but we don't care when non pornstars play pornstars? The hell dude? Where's Sean Lawless? Anri Okita? Tommy Pistol?

Left nostril, armpit and right funny bone respectively dude.

I also come from a family of royalty. By which I mean my mother's maiden name is literally King.

Is this like a Mulan thing in which it's not the fact that he took a role in a film that's bad, it's the fact that the film in question is an abhorrent mess which is bad?

alabama

Wait Toru Yano has a doctorate? 

Yeah like I hate seeing him as a jobber y'know?

Yah like it’ll just be 12 hours of Brad Pitt driving to like Idaho (I'm not American, just 6 hours from Hollywood) or something then back whilst the entirety of The Beatles Discography plays over the background.

Christ that's one ugly bastard

Ah sorry I was making a bad joke over the fact that there’s a Black Wrestler called Big E.