Billy, I hate to nitpick, but I have a problem with the headline. The phrase "insane, masturbatory rampage" should be "insane masturbatory rampage." You shouldn't use a comma when the last adjective outranks its predecessor and is an integral part of the noun phrase. In this case, the rampage is not both insane…

when you start realizing your phone as a tool, and not an investment, buying and using one is less painful when you don't get a good chunk of cash back when they next one comes out. This is the problem with falling for the Apple business model. When you buy a hammer or any other tool - you use it, until it breaks or…

Would be amazing if they really made starcraft into a 2D fighting game. Or at least a 2D beat'em-up like Turtles in time :P

"What an idiot, this mouton. Everyone know, you do not smoke a tough cyclist; you let such a cyclist marinate for ten years, grill it lightly, let it marinate again for another few years, grill it very lightly again, then let it go over in the corner for a while. When it stinks bad enough that everyone know it is…

Just so you know, in the movies, the Transformers are made up of several THOUSAND parts.

acquired knowledge weighs nothing and doesnt run out of battery juice

also as henry rollins has taught us, machetes dont run out of bullets

Looks like it came straight out of a "How to Make a Rad Video Game" instructional tape from the mid-90's.

It would've been great for Huey Lewis get in on this and start tweeting the lyrics from "Power of Love"