My nephew tried this, but apparently a hero who controls butts is not within the scope of their “artistic design”.

Is from this gif

“Him”, not “that”. Please, Mike, corns are people too!

Bullcrap, Fahey. This is ripe for a Snacktaku crossover review.

This is a job for The Doctor!

I usually wonder about what OK Colin K will think of something before I decide whether or not I will enjoy it, and it’s utterly insensitive of you not to do the same.

Snarky commenters have been asking this question since September of 2014, and the answer is always yes.

When they said “Welcome to the Spanish Inquisition,” my first thought was literally “Well I wasn’t expecting that...”

I almost linked over to this classic, but let’s be honest, Zebulon is actually kind of rad.

Dude, chill. I was joking.

“Audiences are not stupid,” writes the commenter, as the joke flies over their head. ;)

• Monetization Designer: “We could charge the player $.99 to open the door now, or wait 24 hours for it to open automatically.”
  

Protip: writing networking code for games that doesn’t suck is hard as fuck ;)

Cheaper? PornHub has a dedicated VR channel. I haven’t paid for porn in...forever

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Let me apologize first. I’m sorry.