Jokes on that guy. Samwise ended up getting the girl in the end anyways!

I really want some cheese now... Also would any of you happen to know what this article is about? I’m really confused, and just want to go get some cheese with my retarded brother.

Toribash?

Cold balls. And colder beer.

“Vat you mean dey are diktators? Dey are valued kustomers”

Yar be scurvy dawgs me harties! Lower the balast, crank ye anchors. There be blood to spill and little time to do eet!

YOU FOUND IT!

Never trolled. No reason to start now...

SSFMM 4! :O

I was laughing so hard after watching this. Props for the clip sir!

And then you show the police the video and they beat you while laughing hysterically.

Ingenuity at it’s finest.

I DONT EVEN LIKE BASEBALL WHAT AM I DOING HERE? THAT WAS SO COOL.

HOE. LEE. SHEEEEEEET.

Just Cause 3 I believe.

Fixed.

Fat Man launcher from Fallout anyone?

Then you can snort all of those little people up for a big ole’ high.