That's... really cool!

Yeah, trying to walk through a door covered by multiple elite soldiers with machineguns doesn't actually ever succeed IRL. It would have been better if that scene actually made any sense.

"Apparently rates of sexsomnia are higher in men than women, but the researchers admit that the numbers may be affected by the fact that people are often reluctant to admit to having this problem."

I've lived within 30 miles of there for most of my life.

Sure.

Someone must have angered the wrong elf.

Google tends to make a habit of walking all over anyone with fewer resources. I really dislike them.

Well, this explanation is slightly less stupid than the canon.

I always thought the red weed in War of the Worlds was one of the better, creepier features.

"But this footage is so poorly faked that it insults the audience's intelligence. So why are people still calling this movie scary?"

Well, the warlord holed up in an actual fort anyway... that's more clever than you usually see in movies.

@silver-bolt: