I’m interested in your book.

While your earlier letter to The Times called the tobacco industry “perhaps the most odious industry in America history,” you somehow fail to mention in either letter that it was your firm that represented Phillip Morris in that RICO case.

I play on a few beer league teams and this is my goddamn nightmare. My teammates make fun of my $30 kevlar socks. Maybe this will shut them up.

If you believe his version of the story he had sex with a girl hes slept with 3 times previously, and a few hours after the sex she went back into his room and slept in his bed with him. What could he possible have done to avoid that?

Other thoughts on UFC 196:

The Green/Varitek/Watney love triangle (which resulted in Nick Green being traded), gave me one of my favorite quotes from a story ever:

So basically you only watch football?

As a Latina also supporting Hillary: expect nothing but contempt from white commenters here. They know what’s better for us and they are baffled that we dare to think for themselves and have reasons to vote for Hillary. How can we? They know what is better and they don't agree. We must be ignorant!

The NFLPA discovered the discrepancy when conducting an audit of the league’s books; it is unclear why it took them three seasons to notice it.

Not sure what you call Catholic school 7th-8th grade football, but I took a facemask to my gut from a teammate and I couldn’t get up. Trainer came over and said it was a “bruised stomach”. I then walked home from practice about a mile away, not being able to stand up straight. My mom saw me, told her it was a bruised…

Here’s the late hit the Times article references. The giggling fucktards enjoying it are a bonus.

“That’s cute.”

yeah, it’s not like they know more than a bunch of people commenting on a blog or anything.

So a few people got called the n-word by randos and this is what the University president was supposed to drop everything and respond to?

Dude is out before he hits the ground, and it’s a helmet-to-helmet hit.

I love Wilfork, he’s always seemed like a cool thoughtfull dude, not just another musclehead athlete.

Vince Wilfork for President.

I will!

Marchman and the deadspin staff workshopped the names, and then I did my thing on the logos.

I’m going to bookmark this article the next time a football fan tells me he can’t figure out a ball or an infield fly. What a crap sport.