When your name is as amazing as Ted Heater Jr. you can't be bothered to learn the names of mere mortals.

'tell me about it' - Tony LaRussa

Poor, Mike Reiss.

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weis cut 24 off Kansas in his first season

You know, of all the ignorant shit on gawker media I've read today, your comment is the worst. To sit there and generalize like that makes me sick, and I really hope you're not passing your ignorant views on to your children. Sure Mormons are batshit crazy, but Pepsi is fucking gross!

Mormons like to go door to door and ride bikes and dress like this while they proselytize about Joseph Smith pooping out golden Xenus while you are trying to take a shit and waiting patiently for a package to arrive causing you to trip over your own underwear and hit your head while running for the door expecting…

keep on doing your thing marlins man.

get this right..... the royals were very very very nice to me when they approached me. They told me the owner was very very upset. The conversation was great but then denied to have occurred by royals. After I produced pictures of the event occurring. ... then they said I hated the marlins and that I only wear…

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

Well, they did have a grand Wizard at shortstop

These Cardinal's fans are doing things the white way.

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god you're stupid

I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

That was his second arrest related to women, too. His first was the infamous…or at least infamous at UF…"Time to Die" stalking arrest.

ironically enough female strippers have a higher than normal rate of physically abusive fathers.

I'm sure your 3-year old appreciated your thoughtful and detailed explanation.

I'm keeping my baby of the pole. By any means necessary.

Did you actually read this? He's blaming the poor attendance on racist southern whites, not blacks. He is making the observation that much of the population that attends the game is black and he goes on to say that this makes southern whites uncomfortable (which he describes as "racist garbage").